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Jul 30, 2003 18:00

Whelps... today I have decided to help people with problems out, you know... do something charitable ( Read more... )

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*writes a letter* anonymous July 30 2003, 18:21:00 UTC
Dear Dr. Loveringo,
I'm in love with a guy but he doesn't treat me very well. Sometimes he goes off with other people and leaves me alone. We have an open relationship, I guess, so this shouldn't bother me, but it does. I feel guilty whenever I think about going off with someone other than him (even if this other someone is someone I really like a lot). Anyway, I love him and don't want to upset him by telling him my true feelings about the situation but I'm a little hurt all the same.

I also have another "friend" who is always making fun of he and I for no reason at all. I think he is jealous but I don't know how to make things better between us. Please, can you tell me what to do?

Indebted or somesuch nonesense,
Sir Greg Roohane

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Re: *writes a letter* ringo_starr July 30 2003, 19:08:43 UTC
You know, there is a saying that goes “People treat you the way you allow them to treat you.” This is such a true saying. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not placing the blame of this situation on you, but I am saying that it is, in part, your fault for allowing him to treat you as bad as he does. Too often, we expect people to act and behave as we do but we are disappointed when they don’t. What people need to remember is no two people think or act the same ( ... )

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//¬,¬\\ anonymous July 30 2003, 19:51:28 UTC
Dr Loveringo...

I am a 70 year old pervert widow that strongly holds onto the memory of her deceased husband and has remained sex free since his death with the exception of the countless battery powered "products"...

Here is the deal: I got very drunk today recently and got involved in sexual relations with my deceased husband... erm. before you think wrong... He came to the future from 1965 to help kill an ancient older version of one of his friend in 1965... But that is beside the point here...

even though it is in fact my husband... does it still count has dishonoring my husbands memory by raping eing with this younger, very much alive, version of my husband?

Thank you...

"Defruited in New York"

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Re: //¬,¬\\ ringo_starr July 30 2003, 20:29:07 UTC
Well, miss. I am glad you asked me this question! :D

This may sound crazy, but I was in a similar, if not the same predicament as the younger version of your husband was/is in. If he is anything like me, I am sure he is dazed, confused, and doesn’t know who, where, or what he really is. Perhaps everyday he prays for the sweet release of death… for I am he is very lonely and depressed.

But anyways, back to you question. Have you ever seen that movie Ghost? Where the guy was murdered and his ghost came back and was trying to contact his lover? Then at one point they were making pottery and one thing led to another and… heh heh heh ( ... )

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Re: //¬,¬\\ j_lennon July 31 2003, 04:59:41 UTC
*shifty eyes*

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anonymous July 31 2003, 09:10:32 UTC
omg ringo!!!!!!

i want to haev ur babiezzzz plz tell me teh WAY TO UR HEART!!!!!!!!1 my name is mellisa and im 12 yrs old & liev in nebrska its vrry boring hear!!! im ur BIGGAST FAN!!!!!!!!11111 i haev all ur cds & stars!!!!!

plz rite bak 4 me
luv for ALWAYS!!!!!!!
mellisa

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j_lennon July 31 2003, 13:23:20 UTC
omg u hav all his stars??????? i am jelous!!!!

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anonymous July 31 2003, 16:04:33 UTC
lololllolo go away jon i dotn caee abut u!!!!!!1 UR DAED!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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j_lennon July 31 2003, 16:49:05 UTC
roflmfao. k.

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ladylinda July 31 2003, 16:45:11 UTC
Yeah... I have a problem... Apparently you're sleeping with my husband... Why wasn't I told of this? and why wasn't I asked to join in? What if I wanted to do some artsy poses of you two???? I think the fans would like some tastefully done art pictures of you and Paul together...

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ringo_starr July 31 2003, 19:25:47 UTC
Well... uhm... i'm glad you asked that. Heh heh heh.

Well, you see, you were not around and me and Paul were two lonely, yet kindred souls. So... we decided to have.... urrrr... relations, while you were gone. ¬¬

And if you were here, of course I would let you join, and I'm sure Paul would too. But now that you are here, you can snap away with that camera of yours!

But remember, all the more tisque pics you should put on one of those pay sites, and only let people see bits and peicees, which will spur them to play lucrative amounts of money for them. We'll be wealthier I tell you, wealthier.

♥ Dr. Loveringo ♥

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