::shines::

Yo. I have a new munthing.

...

TAKE ME SOMEWHERE WOMAN!

((Inna minute, inna minute. Sheesh.))

I AM A RING! AN INANIMATE OBJECT! LIKE NARYA! I NEVER HAVE NO HUMAN FORM AT ALL! YAY!

I am NOT an engagement ring. I never have been, and I never will be.

Fuck that. I don't need a human form. I LIKE being a ring.

*rolls into Curufin's foot* Yo. Elf. Need a lift.

Well. Your friendly neighbourhood sentient ring of non-power here. What's up?

I showed up on the Bergil show with some other rings, hit on the wrong one and ended up getting bashed up by Fëanor. :\

I had some nasty dents.

But I concentrated reeeeeeally hard, and they went away.

Hey, the other one of me has a human body now. A cute one too.

I have copied a trend.

I am a bad, bad little ring.