I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather ( Read more... )

Today, I noticed my wife makes more satisfied groans when she's taking a big dump than she does when we make love. FML

A woman left lonely will soon grow tired of waiting ( Read more... )

Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on ( Read more... )

Now somewhere in the black mountain hills of Dakota ( Read more... )

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I know you're not asleep ( Read more... )

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There's plenty of time left tonight ( Read more... )

In the car I just can't wait ( Read more... )