[Fanfic] NSL Prompt: Captain Slob-vious
Title: It's an intervention!
Rating: G
Prompt: Captain Slob-vious
Summary: Just...lets clean your house man
I was going to try to NOT pick on Hidaka this prompt around but when i got the word i felt bad that no one else BUT Hidaka could fit the place. You'll see why at the end.
The constant ringing of his doorbell is what woke Hidaka up. Groaning and trying to ignore it, but he finally gave in, kicking the blankets off. Bare feet padded against the hardwood floor, stumbling over the shoes, he finally opened the door.
Nissy stood, hair clipped back, wearing worn old clothing, with a bright smile on his face. Hidaka groaned, leaning his head on the door frame.
“It is...9am on our day off. Why are you here? Better yet, how are you so awake?” he said, Nissy only kept smiling.
“It's an intervention!”
“......a what?”
“I'm here to clean your house!”
“........you're using intervention wrong”, the smile dropped.
“Just...lets clean your house man”
“....I want to argue, but I'm on the verge of sleeping on the bunk so come in” He stepped aside and let the smaller man in. Nissy turned to him, once standing in the middle of the room.
“This is disgusting” he said simply. “I don't even understand why you choose to ignore it.” Moving around he stood thinking. Hidaka shrugged going to get something to eat.
“It's my house, I just get too busy to clean, and it's not that bad”
“.....I think that pile of clothes is moving”
“......Alright, lets get started then!” Nissy decided they’d start by picking up everything and organizing it all, throwing away all the unneeded items, then they would worry about what to do next.
Nissy was half way through the pile of clothes in one side of the closet, while Hidaka was in the other room organizing the CDs. He started to wonder if Hidaka even wore half these things, or knew they existed. Once all the clothes were off the floor he stared at all the ones scattered around the room.
“Come help me with all your clothing shit” Nissy yelled next door. “I cant feel my legs, I think your clothes crushed them” The sound of stacking CD's stopped in the room next to him and Hidaka poked his head out face, showing amusement.
“One second, let me put these down and I'll come rescue you” Together the two managed to at least cover all of the clothes and shoes by lunch time, even the ones hanging on the windows and doors. Before they moved on Hidaka declared quickly that they should eat now or they'd never get to it. Nissy agreed despite wanting to continue.
Hidaka went down the street returning with a random assortment of some food from the convenience store. Nissy had cleaned the small glass table by the window while Hidaka was out, making a place for the two to eat.
Nissy's gaze wandered away from the food and to the still extremely messy room.“I'm going to call you Captain Slob-vious now” He staring at the room in all its chaos.
“Captain who-a-what?” Hidaka asked food in his mouth.
“Like captain obvious. But you're a slob?” Hidaka frowned at the insult. And Nissy gestured to the mess they still haven’t even gotten to in the 4 hours they had been cleaning.
“Care to argue my statement? If so, I'm going home” The frown grew.
“I'm going to be nice about this because you're cleaning my house, but never ever call me that again, or I'll smother you in your sleep. Deal?”
“....Deal.”
ENNNNNNNNNNNNND~
OK.
All of the descriptions of Hidakas room, are actually based on Hidaka's room.
So ill show you some pictures so you can get a good idea of just how clean this dude is and why i couldn't avoid picking on him LOL
This is his front door. Like right when you open the door. It looks like this.
http://i56.tinypic.com/i6h8cm.png
And the main bedroom Two images because his "kitchen" blocks the main mess that i had nissy buried in.
http://i56.tinypic.com/343oktd.png
http://i54.tinypic.com/5bwpja.png
The last image is a small side door to the left of the camera man that leads to DUNDUNDUN the studio. In Hidakas house. Riiiigghht. But you can see hes under the bunk that i mentioned as well xD
http://i51.tinypic.com/2ngv4wk.png
Rating: G
Prompt: Captain Slob-vious
Summary: Just...lets clean your house man
I was going to try to NOT pick on Hidaka this prompt around but when i got the word i felt bad that no one else BUT Hidaka could fit the place. You'll see why at the end.
The constant ringing of his doorbell is what woke Hidaka up. Groaning and trying to ignore it, but he finally gave in, kicking the blankets off. Bare feet padded against the hardwood floor, stumbling over the shoes, he finally opened the door.
Nissy stood, hair clipped back, wearing worn old clothing, with a bright smile on his face. Hidaka groaned, leaning his head on the door frame.
“It is...9am on our day off. Why are you here? Better yet, how are you so awake?” he said, Nissy only kept smiling.
“It's an intervention!”
“......a what?”
“I'm here to clean your house!”
“........you're using intervention wrong”, the smile dropped.
“Just...lets clean your house man”
“....I want to argue, but I'm on the verge of sleeping on the bunk so come in” He stepped aside and let the smaller man in. Nissy turned to him, once standing in the middle of the room.
“This is disgusting” he said simply. “I don't even understand why you choose to ignore it.” Moving around he stood thinking. Hidaka shrugged going to get something to eat.
“It's my house, I just get too busy to clean, and it's not that bad”
“.....I think that pile of clothes is moving”
“......Alright, lets get started then!” Nissy decided they’d start by picking up everything and organizing it all, throwing away all the unneeded items, then they would worry about what to do next.
Nissy was half way through the pile of clothes in one side of the closet, while Hidaka was in the other room organizing the CDs. He started to wonder if Hidaka even wore half these things, or knew they existed. Once all the clothes were off the floor he stared at all the ones scattered around the room.
“Come help me with all your clothing shit” Nissy yelled next door. “I cant feel my legs, I think your clothes crushed them” The sound of stacking CD's stopped in the room next to him and Hidaka poked his head out face, showing amusement.
“One second, let me put these down and I'll come rescue you” Together the two managed to at least cover all of the clothes and shoes by lunch time, even the ones hanging on the windows and doors. Before they moved on Hidaka declared quickly that they should eat now or they'd never get to it. Nissy agreed despite wanting to continue.
Hidaka went down the street returning with a random assortment of some food from the convenience store. Nissy had cleaned the small glass table by the window while Hidaka was out, making a place for the two to eat.
Nissy's gaze wandered away from the food and to the still extremely messy room.“I'm going to call you Captain Slob-vious now” He staring at the room in all its chaos.
“Captain who-a-what?” Hidaka asked food in his mouth.
“Like captain obvious. But you're a slob?” Hidaka frowned at the insult. And Nissy gestured to the mess they still haven’t even gotten to in the 4 hours they had been cleaning.
“Care to argue my statement? If so, I'm going home” The frown grew.
“I'm going to be nice about this because you're cleaning my house, but never ever call me that again, or I'll smother you in your sleep. Deal?”
“....Deal.”
ENNNNNNNNNNNNND~
OK.
All of the descriptions of Hidakas room, are actually based on Hidaka's room.
So ill show you some pictures so you can get a good idea of just how clean this dude is and why i couldn't avoid picking on him LOL
This is his front door. Like right when you open the door. It looks like this.
http://i56.tinypic.com/i6h8cm.png
And the main bedroom Two images because his "kitchen" blocks the main mess that i had nissy buried in.
http://i56.tinypic.com/343oktd.png
http://i54.tinypic.com/5bwpja.png
The last image is a small side door to the left of the camera man that leads to DUNDUNDUN the studio. In Hidakas house. Riiiigghht. But you can see hes under the bunk that i mentioned as well xD
http://i51.tinypic.com/2ngv4wk.png
