My 12 Days of Christmas... I especially like the part about the dancing biscuits. Most of this makes no sense at all, though.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
ringwraith10 sent to me...
Twelve villains drumming
Eleven thunderstorms piping
Ten dogs a-reading
Nine biscuits dancing
Eight westies a-hellsing
Seven chobits a-writing
Six pirates a-gaming
Five ani-i-i-imal rights
Four warg rights
Three jeremy irons
Two terry brooks
...and a spiderman in a photography.