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Six: Shall I let you go?
Gildor: Gimme Fu. ._.
Six: How about I teleport you to wherever you want?
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
Six: How about I let Seven rape you
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
Six: *smack*
Gildor: *smacks back*
Six: *beats*
Gildor: *kicks*
Six: *ties up and gives to Seven*
Gildor: NO YOU WHORE!
Gildor: ;_____;
Six: I OFFERED YOU FREEDOM
Gildor: I WANT FU!
Six: NO FU FOR YOU
Gildor: WHY NOT?
Six: Cause Fu MAH baby
Gildor: ...
Six: :D
Gildor: *heart breaks*
Six: Sooo. Where do you want to go?
Gildor: ...
Six: So. Bottom of the ocean. Can do.
Gildor: *angsts*
Six: *slap*
Gildor: *angsts more*
Six: *pimpslap!*
Gildor: *weeps*
Six: You want to stay here forever?
Gildor: Want my Fu.
Six: not your Fu
Gildor: My Fu.
Six: Not your Fu. I am the fu's daddy
Gildor: I am Fu's daddy. My Fu.
Six: She's going to be calling ME daddy
Gildor: ... How did you ever become a maia? You're a bit heartless.
Six: I made a few pretty speeches
Gildor: ... Este must not be very intelligent.
Six: I did an excellent routine until I met Seven again
Gildor: Kiill heer.
Six: I'm in looove
Gildor: Kill her, and I'll be your elfbitch forever~
Six: you *are* my elfbitch
Gildor: Am not. *crosses arms*
Six: *makes use of his elfbitch*
Gildor: *BEATS*
Six: *cackle*
Gildor: ._.
Gildor: I should just die and give my mun an excuse to retire me.
Six: *HEALS*
Gildor: *NOT HEALED* Want my Fu.
Six: *gives you Fu*
Gildor: ...!! *cuddles* :D:D:D
Six: We've replaced his normal Fu with folgers crystals. Let's see if Gildor notices
Gildor: *flings "Fu" at Six*
Gildor: Right. Dying now.
Six: Die and I'll have Seven violate your corpse. And then we'll eat Fu
Gildor: Then I would be reunited with her in Mandos. o.o Death for me. *finds a spot to lie down*
Six: we'd keep her soul in a jar
Gildor: ... You suck. I hate you. Go die. ;_;
Six: I don't do that dying thang
Gildor: *grieves to death*
Six: *violates corpse*
Gildor: *complains to Este*
Este: *gropes Gildor*
Gildor: *gropes back and pays homage* ;_; Six sucks. Kill him.
Este: he's the father of my baby :D
Gildor: But he stole mine!
Este: It was an evil baby
Gildor: ...
Este: And I am certainly not Six in disguise
Gildor: Why is everyone against me? ;_;
Gildor: ... SIX
Six: Hello, cupcake
Gildor: ;____;
Six: *pinches Gildor's bottom*
Gildor: GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER. *seethes*
Six: No. Because Seven woouldn't let you live if I did
Gildor: So?
Six: *GLARE*
Gildor: She'd have to go after you first, and that would give me time to hide. :D
Six: I'd tell her you kidnapped it
Gildor: I'd tell her you gave it to me.
Six: Would she give you the chance to talk?
Gildor: I think she'd want to taunt me first, so that would be my chance. :D
Six: then she'll kill you for fun and games anyway
Six: :D
Gildor: You'd still get in trouble~ :D
Six: And you'd be dead. I don't like the outcomes, dangit
OUR EPIC CONCLUSION
Gildor: We should strike a deal.
Six: mm?
Gildor: Gimme Fu, and then you can run away and in a fit of rage Seven will kill herself, then we can kidnap her father and make him our lapdog and Fu will become a queen the end. :D
Six: A beautiful thought. How about I dump you with a bunch of angry Rohirrim with a "hot little filly" sign stapled to your back?
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
Six: *goes with the hot little filly sign idea*
Gildor: ;_; Don'tyouloveme?
Gildor: Even a little?
Six: Byeeee
Gildor: NO DAMN YOU
Six: *teleports off*
Gildor: ... *SOBS*
BIG ROHIRRIM #1: Hey there, sugar :D
Gildor: ... This is not happening.
and they all lived happily ever after. Especially Gildor the pretty little pony :D
Gildor: Gimme Fu. ._.
Six: How about I teleport you to wherever you want?
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
Six: How about I let Seven rape you
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
Six: *smack*
Gildor: *smacks back*
Six: *beats*
Gildor: *kicks*
Six: *ties up and gives to Seven*
Gildor: NO YOU WHORE!
Gildor: ;_____;
Six: I OFFERED YOU FREEDOM
Gildor: I WANT FU!
Six: NO FU FOR YOU
Gildor: WHY NOT?
Six: Cause Fu MAH baby
Gildor: ...
Six: :D
Gildor: *heart breaks*
Six: Sooo. Where do you want to go?
Gildor: ...
Six: So. Bottom of the ocean. Can do.
Gildor: *angsts*
Six: *slap*
Gildor: *angsts more*
Six: *pimpslap!*
Gildor: *weeps*
Six: You want to stay here forever?
Gildor: Want my Fu.
Six: not your Fu
Gildor: My Fu.
Six: Not your Fu. I am the fu's daddy
Gildor: I am Fu's daddy. My Fu.
Six: She's going to be calling ME daddy
Gildor: ... How did you ever become a maia? You're a bit heartless.
Six: I made a few pretty speeches
Gildor: ... Este must not be very intelligent.
Six: I did an excellent routine until I met Seven again
Gildor: Kiill heer.
Six: I'm in looove
Gildor: Kill her, and I'll be your elfbitch forever~
Six: you *are* my elfbitch
Gildor: Am not. *crosses arms*
Six: *makes use of his elfbitch*
Gildor: *BEATS*
Six: *cackle*
Gildor: ._.
Gildor: I should just die and give my mun an excuse to retire me.
Six: *HEALS*
Gildor: *NOT HEALED* Want my Fu.
Six: *gives you Fu*
Gildor: ...!! *cuddles* :D:D:D
Six: We've replaced his normal Fu with folgers crystals. Let's see if Gildor notices
Gildor: *flings "Fu" at Six*
Gildor: Right. Dying now.
Six: Die and I'll have Seven violate your corpse. And then we'll eat Fu
Gildor: Then I would be reunited with her in Mandos. o.o Death for me. *finds a spot to lie down*
Six: we'd keep her soul in a jar
Gildor: ... You suck. I hate you. Go die. ;_;
Six: I don't do that dying thang
Gildor: *grieves to death*
Six: *violates corpse*
Gildor: *complains to Este*
Este: *gropes Gildor*
Gildor: *gropes back and pays homage* ;_; Six sucks. Kill him.
Este: he's the father of my baby :D
Gildor: But he stole mine!
Este: It was an evil baby
Gildor: ...
Este: And I am certainly not Six in disguise
Gildor: Why is everyone against me? ;_;
Gildor: ... SIX
Six: Hello, cupcake
Gildor: ;____;
Six: *pinches Gildor's bottom*
Gildor: GIVE ME MY DAUGHTER. *seethes*
Six: No. Because Seven woouldn't let you live if I did
Gildor: So?
Six: *GLARE*
Gildor: She'd have to go after you first, and that would give me time to hide. :D
Six: I'd tell her you kidnapped it
Gildor: I'd tell her you gave it to me.
Six: Would she give you the chance to talk?
Gildor: I think she'd want to taunt me first, so that would be my chance. :D
Six: then she'll kill you for fun and games anyway
Six: :D
Gildor: You'd still get in trouble~ :D
Six: And you'd be dead. I don't like the outcomes, dangit
OUR EPIC CONCLUSION
Gildor: We should strike a deal.
Six: mm?
Gildor: Gimme Fu, and then you can run away and in a fit of rage Seven will kill herself, then we can kidnap her father and make him our lapdog and Fu will become a queen the end. :D
Six: A beautiful thought. How about I dump you with a bunch of angry Rohirrim with a "hot little filly" sign stapled to your back?
Gildor: ... Gimme Fu.
Six: *goes with the hot little filly sign idea*
Gildor: ;_; Don'tyouloveme?
Gildor: Even a little?
Six: Byeeee
Gildor: NO DAMN YOU
Six: *teleports off*
Gildor: ... *SOBS*
BIG ROHIRRIM #1: Hey there, sugar :D
Gildor: ... This is not happening.
and they all lived happily ever after. Especially Gildor the pretty little pony :D