I think the world would be a prettier place if people left their lights up all year. The increase in energy consumption alone would drive global warming a bit faster and help the planet shake of the infestation known as humanity. Then my people can come in and harvest plastic from the landfills undisturbed. I fear I have said too much.
I'm of the personal opinion we should just have Christmas 364 days a year and take down the lights for 1 day.
Of course it would be 364 days of Coal in the stockings... because that's what the majority of today's youth deserve, but at least it would be Christmas!!! :P
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I think the world would be a prettier place if people left their lights up all year. The increase in energy consumption alone would drive global warming a bit faster and help the planet shake of the infestation known as humanity. Then my people can come in and harvest plastic from the landfills undisturbed. I fear I have said too much.
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Of course it would be 364 days of Coal in the stockings... because that's what the majority of today's youth deserve, but at least it would be Christmas!!! :P
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That one day without Christmas would be depression. We could call it "Kick A Puppy Day".
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