It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississippi (7/12)

[rinkafushi]

Last time on ~It’s not gay if it’s on the Mississipppi~: Our dashing hero Nicholas tried forcing Silver to attend dinner in a dress of his choice, but she decides  tofuck that and literally jumps ship, him in tow. Sadly, neither of them drown and instead “flirt” on the riverbank while Valentin probably is trying to drown his sorrows in champagne

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[ikel89]

thank you for your public service and delivery of this particularly roasty recap! double baked oven potato chips go go go!

She smelled of raspberries, moss, and something more elemental that caused his head to swim dizzily.
I mean, she can't smell of fire or air, so I think you are on top of it with your muddy Mississippi water theory (ouo)b

But that one is springy like a dish sponge.

[rinkafushi]

This ribka is very pleased that you enjoyed it. The telomerase joke was only it for youuuu <3

[failte_aoife]

when his manhood finally sprang free, it was with a power greater than he had ever experienced.

[rinkafushi]

It's my dick in a boooooox

Thank you, thank you. I'll definitely need some vodka to get through the remainder of this stuff. When will more Valya :(