Any Available Males Interested in Sex: I Will Provide Airfare

[rinliel]

Seriously. I want one. I'll be your sugar mama for a week and treat you to all the sights of Wyoming: prairie dogs, bison gettin' their freak on, women wearing mullets, art students vs. wrestlers and hicks wearing Tommy Hilfiger. Any takers? Anyone?

Today, autumn has landed. It is colder than a witch's... icebox and the air fairly sings with the

Comments

[captaindirk]

If only had this week off...dammit!! Oh well I have my imagination and my ha...I mean hobbies instead. I'm ready for Autumn, I can't wait. Toodles.

[rinliel]

Hah! I shall be sure to tell thee of ye lurid tales of tail at sea.

[rin_o]

i....

*considers*

*thinks better of it*

Nahhhhh.............besides, if i'd wanted that i wouldn't have flaked on meeting you.....i'm retarded.

[rinliel]

No dear, just forgetful.

Besides, could you live with yourself if you had had a pimpita? ...Then again, risks and follies were made for the young, yea verily.

[psionicchicken]

I sense an ulterior motive.

[rinliel]

You're right... I have a pickle jar that won't open and I need manly hands to grasp it and wrent that lid forth.

[rin_o]

or just more friction.

[rinliel]

No, I need manly hands to wrent the lid forth! Manly, I say!!!

A male, you say?

[nekarai]

*grows a penis*

Re: A male, you say?

[rinliel]

Whodoyathinkyaare? June Miller?

Yay I can make obscure literary references!!!

Re: A male, you say?

[psionicchicken]

Fun fact for the day: 'Grow a penis' is an anagram for 'Spiro Agnew'.

Re: A male, you say?

[rinliel]

Why can't it be an anagram for Orlando Bloom?