I've Been Asked Out by a Nudist

[rinliel]

How do I turn him down? I mean, I'm all for fringe lifestyles. A bisexual polyam-curious blonde artist can't be too dismissive of her fellow oddballs. But the man is quite creepy, bringing up his tendencies toward nudism in many conversations. (Those who live as they truly are tend to be very blasé about most things... I don't go about telling

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i've met two kinds of nudists.....

[rin_o]

the kind that has nudism as their only interesting facet in their life, and the kind that can't shut the hell up about it because they think it'll make them seem sexy.

either way, i get pissy with them quickly.

Re: i've met two kinds of nudists.....

[rinliel]

Yeah. Unfortunately he is a very interesting person outside of the nudism. But he doesn't need to ber taking his insecurities out on me, ne?

Re: i've met two kinds of nudists.....

[rin_o]

you could point out that going on about the one topic is a bad habit, and risks becoming a spokesman for something that really does not need to risk bad press.

or throw bags of afterbirth at him. i've become enamored with the offensive possibilities of after birth.

[rinliel]

I just won't return the phone call, and if he asks, just an absent minded "Oh, I'm so busy, I forgot." Ouch. I hate to be so blunt and hurtful, but it's necessary in this case.

[tyellas]

No, it's classier to just say "No thank you." Trust me - if you don't say so flat out, he may think he still has a chance.

[rinliel]

Yeah. I'll be doing that anyway... I'm a femme fatale in my fantasies, but in waking life I'm compassionate to a fault. It gets me in trouble betimes.

[psionicchicken]

Don't be. Take a stand.

If impossible, slap him with a wet rag. I mean, because, c'mon. Some people deserve a warning.

[rinliel]

Or maybe I could just throw mousetraps. ~evil~