Moon cycles of the psyche. Polyam Bi-womyn Rinliel wants nothing but men all of a sudden. I must be mid-cycle, and on some level my body is saying "make a baby!!!" The rest of me has turned into something between a nympho and a lounge lizard, hissing the word "sex..." between her teeth. And the agony of all this is that I live like a nun, only not
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Anyhoo, sorry I missed ya last night, I had to get groceries after work and got home late. Er... I mean... I had to battle dragons after work, and it sort of ended in a draw, 'cause we ended up taking the same side to fend off the rabid centaurs for the good of man/dragonkind. It's a long story.
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Tomorrow, at work, Tyler will be asking me where the new contact lens samples are located, and all I'll be able to say is "Cuddlefuck."
You could cut the tension with a +6 sword.
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...Speakin' of which, the aphrodesiac dark chocolate I'm consuming probably isn't helping much. I'll start eating spinach and see how cynical I get instead.
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"...non-committed recreational activity partner." I need to get me one-a those. I'd treat them very well and take them out for walks a-Sundays. Hm. Rinliel is playing the pronoun game. "Them" indeed! Rowl.
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