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Nov 02, 2008 00:50

How to tell if you need a breast reduction: you misplace your pen, only to find it hours later IN YOUR BRA lengthwise, and you didn't even feel it.

*facepalm*

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sherylyn November 2 2008, 18:17:04 UTC
LOL!! The funniest thing I ever had stuck in my bra was rice after attending a wedding. The funny part about it, though, was that my boyfriend and I were staying w/his roommates' parents in a rather creepy old house... and it was late at night when I was getting undressed. When the rice fell on my feet, I about jumped out of my skin -- for a half-second, I was *sure* it was a mouse running across my feet or something ;-) Yes, it was fairly dark in the room and all, but it was just one of those quick, unconscious things that flit through your brain just for the purpose of scaring the crap out of you ;-)

And at least neither of us found a bat!!! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html

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plaid_slytherin November 2 2008, 21:30:23 UTC
I found a dollar once...

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