The Tale of Non-Gary Hitler-Hoodini

[rinners2006]

This morning started off like any normal morning. My mom walked into my room with a bunch of clean clothes, looking for a spot to set them, and waking me up. I rolled out of bed, still confused and incoherent, and spotted something on my floor. Without thinking, I reached down and picked up the object. Immediately, I was confused. It was hard, yet

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lmao.

"He was going for my eyeballs!"