In Honor of Edward Cullen '10

[rinoamint]

Ivy League Light Bulb Jokes

1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

3. How many Dartmouth students does it take to

Comments

[phantomess27]

Eeehee. Oh, Edward.

[bellichka]

Note to self: never get into ivy league discussions with pretentious ONTDers.

[rinoamint]

aw i wasn't trying to be pretentious

[bellichka]

nooooo no no I'm not referring to you, but the ONTD post from earlier.

where do you go?

[rinoamint]

oh wow lol i thought this was totally in reference to me

I go to Dartmouth

[rinoamint]

AH YOU'RE RIGHT

TY BB

LET ME CORRECT THIS

[rinoamint]

OMG SINCE WHEN HAVE ALL OF THESE VOLVO DRIVERS BEEN HAULING ASS?

I TOTALLY SAW THIS MYSELF A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO

SEX SYMBOL FOR 21ST CENTURY, Y/Y?

[allhopelost88]

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

I DIED.