Super double secret mission.

[riontwist]

If you guys have free time in Ohio I've got another character I'm going to need in about 6 weeks. It should be fun to build, and there's a lot of ways you could do it, so I figured I'd give Anthony (and anyone else who wants to try) a crack at it at least

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[anthony_kane]

http://www.wizards.com/dnd/files/Santa.pdf

He's 20 Character Levels. Add 5 more of Cleric and some minor tweeking and you're all set.

AK

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[riontwist]

Sadly, there's no way that Santa could make the trip. He moves too slow to deliver specific toys (and or coal) to millions of children in 8 hours.

You may say that wanting the things that lead to Santa being physically capable of making the trip ruins the "Christmas magic" of it all, but this is D&D, and the system is all about ruining magic. On top of that I'm willing to bet there's a build somewhere that's capable of it. . . (c'mon if clerics can throw things into Orbit, we can use the rules to let Santa traverse the sky in one night.)

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[stadred]

I'd like to point out that, due to the rotation of the Earth, Santa has 24 hours of darkness in which to deliver toys.
Not that it matters, since he still has to go at upwards of c to hit all the 2 billion children (Is it reasonable to consider 1/3rd of the population children?)...
Magic breaks physics, so that really shouldn't be a problem anyway.

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[princeneptune]

Well, it's not ALL children. Just the christian ones. There's 1 Billion Catholics in the world. You think the other denominations make up another billion? ...That's still ~666 millions kids.

Man, no matter how you slice it, Santa's a fast bitch.