I am back with a new MiST!
Found in the lovely fanfiction hellhole, Quizilla.
Name: I forget.
Author's name: gaarasgothchick *Do we really need another one?*
Pairings: Gaara x Amy
Violations: Horrible grammar, use of MarySue!ness, emo stuff.
Name:Amy Hi Amy! Oooh...wait...this is set in Japan, ya know? Shouldn't her name be, like, JAPANESE?
Age:15(like everyone else) Jiraya's 15....he would look really hawt. *3*
Hight: 5ft. 3in. *eyes bleed*
Personality: you've been hurt by people all your life so your cold and crul at first but you change later, HAHA! EMO! shy and nervous around people Did I ever mention how I hate Hinata-types?, untrustful, full of hate pain, and sorrow Sounds like a certain someone!
Power: You don't use chakra you use psychic energy and can make psychic bomb, blades, and hands. Plz die author. She's not a damn ninja if she doesn't have frigging chakra.
Other:Your not from the Naruto world your from a different world. OH MY F--Your father abandoned you before you were born and you mother died in child birth. Sounds like a certain SOMEONE'S past. You grew up in a orphanage with out any friends. Demons are atracted to your power Since when are there friggin demons on Earth? Oh, yeah...the Exorcist. so you've been killing since you were young. when you were five a group of people saw you kill a demon and beat you for it because they thought you were one to. You have a long scair on your chest from them and whip makes A whip is implanted in her back? GET THE PARAMEDICS ON THIS BITCH on your back. A demon saved you from them and took you under her wing she became like a mother to you and you called her "my demon mother". I call my mom that. You became a demon hunter killing every demon or human who have done something dishonorable, unjust, or immoral. Killing things brought you happines and satisfaction Gaara-emo-ness. Plz die. but you only killed those who even once did something bad to someone else Your demon mother died when you were 12 and after that you stoped killing and just wandered around with out a perpose for two years. LIEK GAARA OMFG ANGST
What you look like: this is what you look like and your demon hunting outfit.
Lmfao. Knew she was emo. When your not in that outfit your wearing tight black jeans on your hips and a happy bunny shirt Happy Bunny isn't in Naruto, bish. that stops right above your belly buttom lmao sounds like a whore plus this sweater.and your always no matter what your wearing have gloves on usualy fingerless
Oh yeah this story dose How much of a dose is it? not fallow the story line of Naruto at all. PLZ GO F***ING DIE For one thing Temari, Kankuro, and Gaara live in Konoha but are still Suna ninja. *brain implodes* That means they're missing nin, dumbass.
(I sound mean me:you are ) The author's mean for making this.
(I sound cool me:good ) cuz thats what i wanted to be ya know? /bad spelling intended
Your POV
You were walking though a forest in your usual black jeans, happy bunny shirt, fingerless gloves, and sweater carring two packs one full of your clothes the other full of things like soap, a hair brush and other things. "I'm hungry!" you ran out of food two days ago but you refuse to go into a town to get more. Haha, so this emo!deth!sue is also like Ino? "I haven't been inside a town for three years not since I gave up being a demon hunter and I'm not going to start going into them now. I hate humans to much to do that You're a human. So flucking kill yourself. no mater how hungry I am. oh well guess I'm eating poison berrys again." You saw I blinding light and a girl with a weasel on her head. "who are you?" "I've come to save you from your pitiful excuse of a life." "what are you talking about?" "I hope you find peace in your new life lost sole." You had no idea what she was talking about or why she called you lost sole before you could say something she started to cast a spell the last thing you saw before everything going black was her.
You were falling thats all you could tell and you couldn't open your eyes. OMFG. IT'S FRIGGING EKATERINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara's POV
"God I'm bored." You were siting in a clearing in the woods watching the moon. As you watched it you saw it got extremely bright and a figure appeared out of no where in the middle of the sky. You saw it falling fast and not moving. You took a better look at it and saw it was a girl. YOu sent your sand to cetch her so she wouldn't fall to her death Da fuck? Kill her, Gaara.. She landed on your sand with a thoud and you had your sand bring her over to you and drop her into your arms. You took a long look at her. "her face make her look like she's my age and so dose the rest of her body but..." Your eyes moved down to her chest your eyes got big. "damn they're huge" Would Gaara say that? NO. So author, plz die~hehe Gaara's a perv. No he isn't motherflucking bitch. Gaara: yeah I am. hey Gaara-kun get out of here I'm trying to write a story...da suck is this? Gaara: yeah about me so I should be able to talk to. no you can't now go away or no more cookies. Gaara: fine. hehe sorry for the interruption Ha. That's only SOME of what you're gonna kill this author for. back to the story~ "hay put your eyes back in your head and drop me you pervert." You droped her in shock. "how long have you been awake?" "your voice woke me up." "oh who the hell are you? you fell out of the sky. TEH SKY IS FALLING! TEH SKY IS FALLING!" "I did?" "yeah but answer my question." "fine my name's Amy who are you?" "Gaara" "so Gaara...
MUHAHAHAH CLIFF HANGER!!! Die. Like anyone actually wants to read this.
Overall, 10/10 headdesks.