Marry Shag Throw Off A Cliff...(part deux)

Apr 01, 2009 23:12

These choices come courtesy of jean_genie and are as follows: Edward Sexby, Captain Jack Harkness and Tim Bisley. I'm not attempting to put pics up, only because there are others who do it so well that mine will pale in comparison. So here we go. Marry - should be no surprise - Tim Bisley. It would be one big festival of Jaffacakes, finger gun-fights, and arcane horror movies. He's just an adorkable sweetie. My love for Tim is enormous, but drop-dead sexy he is not. Shagging does not come to my mind when I think of Tim. And I can't kill him because I know Mike would hunt me down like a dog.  My shag vote goes to Edward Sexby. The scars, the cross-dressing, and I like a man who's handy with a knife so that he can cut the scarves that are tying me to the bed. And I have a huge emo-kink and this is one man who can actually out -emo Sam Tyler. "Swim naked with me, madam." Have lovelier words ever been uttered? But the constant angst would be a drag, so I can't marry him and killing him is out of the question. He already has others who will try to do that to him. And I'm cliffing Captain Jack Harkness, which I know with pretty much any character from Doctor Who is a cheat, because they can regenerate or in Jack's case - cannot die. I wouldn't marry him because I don't want to be like Estelle, destined to grow old while he stays the same. I do want to shag him, very badly, but I can't because I've already made my choice with Sexby. Oh well.
On another topic - I've been watching Lie to Me which stars Tim Roth. Has anybody seen it? Now Tim just starred in Skellig with John Simm. I don't know if they are close friends in real life but I'm willing to sell a kidney, a lung, whatever it takes, to get that man across the pond and do a guest spot on Lie to Me.  Or he could guest star on any other Brit-starring show with what I like to call the UK mafia. Tim Roth, Hugh Laurie, Damien Lewis, Rufus Sewell. This is the way my mind works. As the Master would say "Kinda scary, huh?" 
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