I am so cool because I can suck my own dick. How freaking sweet is that. I rule.

Goddamn, am I mischievous or what? Kisses!

LOL.

Am i the only person in the world who thinks getting drunk is stupid?

On February 11, 0030 A.D., Jesus was crucified for our sins. Then, three days later, he rose again as the Wolfen, to eat the hearts out of the unfaithful. That is why to this day we hang hearts of pink and red, to try to distract and escape from the Jesus-Wolfen. This is in the Bible, I'm not even kidding.

Do you like weed in your brownies?

I love Audra a whole ton bunch. She is so amazing. Oh my god.

My cock is much bigger than yours.
-System of a Down

I have the honky fever.

So i bought Dark Tower I and i read it in two days. i am a gunslinger. break is over. i went with boyne wo audra, and we saw but did not touch the slut. we almost rode it and then photographed it. yuck. ddddddddddddddd. so school, i wore tennis shoes and didnt get in trouble, and my wangerz was hanging out of my zipper all day. just kidding, i wore ( Read more... )

I went snowboarding at Pine Knob. It was super cool. Because I CAN NOW. If you were to ask me whilst snowbaording "hey adam, theres something to your left, want to go see it?" i would say YES YES YES I WOULD LOVE TO BECAUSE I CAN TURN LEFT. Holy sit on a money, i rule. And i dont have any work this week because they fool of a took me off the ( Read more... )

its 11 22 and youre asleep. Whos asleep? you are asleep, not a l33t. No, you are not that l33tly lately. Holy shit, if there was a championship for very short alliteration-strewn sentences, i would have l33tly pwn'd all your asses.

I havent updated in a long time. Long time. I get to eat pizza tonight. I got to eat happiness and love and candles last night. I didnt actually eat them, but i gazed at them either lovingly/entrancedly/gazingly last night. Christmas maybe? Sweet damn. Well yeah. So Audra came over last night. YES YES YES YES YES. It made me happy and stil is ( Read more... )