017 - Private to Ralphie

[ripper_watches]

Stay in your room and lock your door, Ralphie, please. There's been a murder.

Comments

*COUGH*

[fathersbludgeon]

What?

Je-

Sure, I mean-- you want me to stay put, I'll stay put, no questions asked.

[TEN SECONDS LATER:]

I

-But what abou Why don't w- How'
You wanna cofuck

[Paaaaaause.]

You okay?

lolol

[ripper_watches]

Thank you.

She-

I found her.

He's just become irrationally jealous. :c

[fathersbludgeon]

Found who?

:C

[ripper_watches]

The... the woman who was murdered.

[freddymofo]

Dear Motherfucker,

Is you ever comin' back, bitch?

Lovin' looks,

Freddy

P.S. Your lengthy absence has spoiled the effect :c