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okay, so i have like a crapload of pictures to put in here.
Paiges Party + Me and Kemmer + Story
getting ready to go to the 'movies'
SURPRISE!! :)
<3
OH G-Money ;)
Sput!
Reason why paige is wet, two words, mosh pit.
haha.
uhhhh.
Me and Kemmer
shes singing.
Okay Story Time.. :)
Taters... a story dedicated to Julie and Heather for inspiring us. <3 Larissa, Paige, and Emily.
*Singing voice* There was a lady named Sheryl Walker, who got knocked up by her stalker. So like a good Iowa girl should do, she raised her son and named him Lou. Lou was the bestest tater farmer in all of Iowa. And Sheryl wouldn't let any distractions distract him-owa?
*Non-singing voice* Lou even got a medal. But no matter how hard he tried there wasnt one thing that distracted him from his taters... not even those DAMN SEXY MEXICANS..!? (ps this is a non racist comment due to the fact that we are all pollacs and itailians and shit to so shut up.)
Every Iowa tater farmer knows that the sexy mexicans are the best tater field workers, and did Lou have the sexiest, hardest working mexicans of all! One sexy mexican really hit his fancy but he could never let his mother find out.
but oh that mexican was sexy! it couldn't hurt to at least look...
yes... yes it could hurt. especially with Sheryl as a dedicated tarter farmer's mother. "CURSE YOU!" yelled Sheryl!
"YOU'RE SO DUMB! NOTHING MUST DISTRACT YOU! STUPID MEXICANS! NOO!' cried Sheryl again and again.
the mexican waved bye to Lou. The End.
Kidding,
Day after day Lou had to watch the mexican in the field and finally...FINALLY he coulnd't take it! he threw his taters down and grabbed the sexy mexican.
" My taters can wait for love, " yelled Lou. "No matter what Ma says!" and they ran away together.
Sheryl soon found the abandoned taters and was outraged!! How dare her son run off with that sexy mexican??!!
*in singing voice* So off to the dance they ran, to hide from Sheryl's Iowa Tater Clan. Little did Lou know, he would bump into his mom, while dancing to Disco Infernooo!
*end singing voice* hahah.
Lou and the sexy mexican tangoed the night away.
And so did Sheryl!
OH NO!
Being very mad that this sexy mexican had taken her son away from her Sheryl ATTACKED! Trying to defend herself the sexy mexican did the same. The cat fight didn't last long untill Lou intervened.
"Ma I love this mexican wether you approve or not! I'd be the happiest tater farmer in all of Iowa if you let me marry her!" said Lou.
Sheryl said okay.
* in singing voice, once again* Now as you see this story was pointless. But that doesnt matter because you are a toy fish? (it rhymes, be quiet) The Tater farmer and sexy mexican went on with timee. Sheryl moved to Michigan and became a mimee.(shut up we suck at rhyming)
Moral: be nice to mexicans. Love yourself, and your tater farmers.
yeah i know, we have too much fun. Comment Suckaas