how i convinced myself to stop being scared and go to sleep tonight

[risatina]

Witches probably aren’t actually scary.  A lot of people think that witches are green.  For the life of me I can’t figure out why they would be green - but, if they are, think about that for a second.  A green person.  There’s really no reason we should be afraid of the green person.

So maybe she’s green and has the capability to cast spells -

Comments

[maxfutterman]

What did you use to protect yourself against the witches power should she decide to turn you all into frogs?

[risatina]

a good all purpose cootie shot worked just fine.

[backwardgalaxy]

Now, was that cootie shot covered by your HMO?

[maxfutterman]

Good question.