cruises: sailing to nowhere, and to wed katie holmes.

[risatina]

hello everyone!

i realize that it's been five-point-seven years since i last write.  i apologize.  i don't know why i haven't updated this in so long... i guess i always mean to and then i don't.

anyway i've been typing emails and such for a good hour and a half or

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[bellieboo11]

I just have to say that Patrick pretending to be you online..

was amusing.

The time where he called Garret "Sexi Dexi"

... hahaha

and then followed it up with an "ooo yeah babyyyyyyyyy"

.... charming young man he is. haha.

I'm going to California for the rest of my life in exactly two weeks.
Call me about VB

[keatonbynumbers]

"helayna, i learned a really great story that i plan on telling you every night before we fall asleep. i don't think you've heard this one before -- it's called "in a dark dark room". i think you're really going to like it."

That made me laugh in an entirely loud and obnoxious way.

As for Tomkat, I am trying my best to ignore the ridiculous amounts of press this is receiving and I am doing okay on that, but I don't know if you managed to catch the "kat" half of tomkat on David Letterman pretty recently. If you did, then you may know how awkward it was for my good friend Dave to be flirting so aggressively, but what I gathered from this overly long interview is that it's a really good thing that Katie Holmes has a (potentially bad) movie coming out right now. Because otherwise, this amount of press would be thirty times more retarded than it already is.

Also, for some reason I took your question of "what about dawson and pacey?" to mean "wouldn't they make a good couple?" This will amuse me for a long time, I think.

dear lauren,

[curlyface]

i can't wait to hear this story you speak of concerning a dark, dark room! actually, come to think of it, the plot does sound familiar...