i wish i was at recess.

[risatina]

one night while living at school
lauren thought she'd be cool
she took out some candy
which she thought was dandy
stale twizzlers; but they made her drool

in this candy her teeth took a bite
which immediately gave her a fright
she swallowed the goo
and her filling too!
the pain was quite far from light.

to the dentist she'll go today
even though she's tried

Comments

[backwardgalaxy]

So... ummm... I guess this means Garret was right about Twizzlers being from the 12th level of Hell, huh?

[risatina]

not only was it the truth... but read what i've added!

[backwardgalaxy]

Twizzlers are DEMONS IN CANDY FORM!

And your dentist is a wee bit of a cookoo nut.

But seriously... that's some wild stuff.

[noushiepants]

I love when dentists crack jokes. Did he bruise your arm?