Voice ♊ 008

[rise_to_caesar]

Just... Theoretically speaking here, what should someone do if they... Can't take a shower?

...Or touch water in general?

[Akihiko has come to realize there are far more downsides to essentially being made of electricity than he initially thought

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[thiefofthetruth]

Who's even gonna notice, Aki? You stink anyway, remember?

[rise_to_caesar]

You're just not going to drop that, are you?

[thiefofthetruth]

Hey, it's not my fault my big bro smells like feet!

[rise_to_caesar]

Quit it.

I do not.

[And he's not even going to touch the 'big bro' comment for now. One thing at a time.]

[rise_to_caesar]

I suppose that's one way of putting it...

[rise_to_caesar]

It was a joke, Sir.

[Obviously not a very good one. Akihiko's never been good with jokes.]

[love_lostomates]

...Why can't you touch water?

1/2

[rise_to_caesar]

Jeez, does no one around here get the word "theoretical"?!

[rise_to_caesar]

[He sighs, quickly finding himself feeling guilty for taking his frustration out on Spain.]

...Sorry. It's been a rough couple of days.

[love_lostomates]

[He simply smiles a little, still looking concerned.]

It's okay, but...is everything alright? What happened?

[white_polaris]

If you are still able to sink into the depths perhaps you should visit the lake.

[rise_to_caesar]

I wish I could. I can't say the fish would be too pleased if I did.

[white_polaris]

Oh?

[rise_to_caesar]

My body's become electrically charged. If I touch water, it immediately conducts - submerging myself just seems like a bad idea all around with that in mind.

[highwarlockmb]

Come again?

[rise_to_caesar]

I can't touch water.

[He's given up on trying to pretend this is a hypothetical situation.]

[highwarlockmb]

Why not?

Are you rabid?

Oh Magnus, you clever little thing you.

[rise_to_caesar]

...What does that have to do with anything?