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Things I Learned From Dating the Gypsy Queen #76
If a girl is talking shit about her other male interests to you, then she must be bad-mouthing you when she's with them. -
Fruits of Labor
Now that I'm more in shape, should I wear more fitted clothing to show off my shape? There are so many details to being shallow. Also, tighter clothes are less comfortable. =-p -
I'm having a shitty day
When I woke up this morning, I vowed that this day would suck, and the reason for that is, whenever I say that, the day turns out alright. It didn't work today, though. It's not that anything terrible happened, it's just my attitude towards the day. Aced 2 tests, nothing to be down about. But I was planning on going to Daiso with Hannah, and she ( Read more... ) -
God I Need a Job
I paid off $400 in credit card debt, and then I immediately spent that amount over the course of 1 month or 2. I have a problem. >.>
Ok, seriously leaving my credit card at home now.
I have 400k on Zynga's Texas Poker. Why can't winning money be this easy in real life? -
Idle 3 AM Post
Dammit, never eat Oreos or Cheetos before bed. Turns your teeth a ridiculous color, and brushing right after doesn't help. Well maybe if I had brushed for the full 2 minutes, but who has the time?
I was up idly at 3 in the morning, saw a link to M's husband's webby. Took me to this LJ entry. Someone's been watching mommy play too much Diablo ( Read more... ) -
Tarot reading of the morning
Hermit
King of Cups reversed, 2 of cups reversed, Knight of Discs
Being by yourself is lonely, and you don't take too well to it. Keep your feelings repressed and hidden, though it may stab your heart to do so. Blocked love energy, love is delayed, or not to be at all. Knight of discs, go find a fucking job, you lazy bastard.
Yea, sounds about -
Why Do You Fight
In boys' manga, the heroes and the villains often ask, "Why do you fight?" We've been training, Jared, Josh, and I, training to be martial art tricksters, training to be fit, training to be better. Why? Why do we fight ( Read more... ) -
Need Ketchup
Well, my friends started playing WoW without me. This wouldn't be such a big deal, only they used friend passes to gain 3x experience, and they've dusted me in levels, especially since I have to make a brand new account to get the triple exp. I can't help but feel a little abandoned, and very pissed off at being excluded ( Read more... ) -
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Y'know how it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission? Conversely, it's easier to make a promise than to keep it. -
Rock, Rock On
Barack Star! Barack Obama does Sinfest. So ridiculous, Tatsuya Ishida even worked in the smoking thing.
Black people have had the opporunity to experience most of everything that's great about America. There's only two things that black people haven't done in America. No black president... no black hand models.
-Saleem Muhammed on EffinFunny.