In-fucking-credible! That is all I can say about last night. After all a gentleman does not discuss such things.

Later
Satan

This is a declaration. FedEx is officially on my shit list. You even have one of those dreams that was just so good it had to be real? Like you are staring in your own half five star Hollywood movie and half Vivid porn film? And it just so good and its almost real and then suddenly there is some JACK ASS pounding on the front door because he ( Read more... )

I wish I could take the cred for this. However, all the Cred for this goes to Josh Wasta. I just had to repost it. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Ok just so we are clear, it is MARCH right? And MARCH is the start of Spring, right? Ok so if MARCH is the start of Spring a time when things are supposed to be getting WARMER, then...WHY THE FUCK IS IT FUCKING SNOWING RIGHT NOW! Come on people! For fucks sake! Its thirty (30) degrees outside with the wind its a balmy 24 degrees. ( Read more... )

From the Desk of Satan.

Satan, has issued the following command:

Smile if you masturbated last night.

That is all.

Later
Satan

I dont really have much of anything to post I just felt like posting something. Anyway, I am alive. I am tryin to deal with the finals of my last quater, and working, and getting packed up and ready to move, oh and still trying to maintain a something that kind of looks like a social life / sex life. So anyway just thought I would post that. ( Read more... )

The Rules ( Read more... )

I know I know, two posts in less than 24 hours??? What is wrong with me? Ok well with out getting to that can of worms I just saw this and thought it was interesting.

Ok so for those of you who don’t know I was and still am a moderate Dissection fan. I thought that their album: “Storm Of The Light’s Bane” was a well done death/black metal album. ( Read more... )

Just got back (ok well got back about an hour or so ago) from a badassed day of paintballing. I am sore, tired, and bleeding a little. But man it was so worth it. Oh yeah and I am kinda broke. Anyway I think I am going to link up with Kelli and Co. here in a little while. If I can just find my feet I will go. Man I am so fucked out. But damn ( Read more... )

Ok I really don’t know why I am posting this. But man I got the shakes and my skin is all itchy, and I can’t keep a clear thought in my head. My hands move of their own accord and I find myself waking up in the middle of the night screaming: "Natural Twenty! Critical hit bitch! In your FACE! Rocking it to the maxstream ( Read more... )