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[riseto]

[ Hawke has mashed some buttons to get her device to work, and she's standing in the square with her arms crossed over her chest, looking irritated. ]

Alright, I'll bite. Clearly the little magical box is meant for talking to people, so: talk to me.

I should warn you, I really don't like unwelcome surprises. Like, oh, say...being kidnapped. That

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[ironmanic]

Eating souls, huh? Must be one hell of a diet.

[riseto]

I wouldn't recommend it. It can give you indigestion.

[ironmanic]

Well, you're in luck. You just happened to walk into a buffet of fresh souls.

[riseto]

And just in time for dinner, too! I am in luck. So long as I disregard the entire kidnapping bit.

[valentineluke]

Arrancar?

[riseto]

You're excused.

[valentineluke]

No.

[riseto]

[ WOW RUDE ]

Wonderful, I hate false pleasantries. Who needs those, anyway?

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[direbunnies]

[And-- here's Merrill! HI HAWKE HI SHE IS REALLY EXCITED also she is in her white armor today, not her green Dalish armor.]

At least they're nice kidnappers. I think. It's hard to tell, sometimes.

It's nice to see you, ma vhenan.

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[riseto]

[ Merrill your crazy Dalish stuff just goes over her head ]

Oh, good. Please tell me this is all just a very lucid field trip to the Fade and you know a way out.

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[direbunnies]

No, this isn't the Fade. There haven't been any demons or spirits, unless you count the monsters that happened last month.

Most of them were actually very nice, aside from the bar fight that happened. It reminded me of the fights that broke out in the Hanged Man, just with more fur and teeth.

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[riseto]

You've never seen a Fereldan bar fight. Plenty of fur and teeth in those.

--Last month? Merrill, I saw you not even a week ago.

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[freewolfmoon]

[ Give him a while. Fenris doesn't like using the little magical box, because it's clearly magic. He wouldn't even use health potions back home if Hawke didn't keep dragging him into battles where he needs them--he's certainly going to be wary of little magical boxes used for communication. So anyway, it's a while before he checks the Network and sees this. ]

A joke in poor taste, Hawke. For all we know, we're here because our souls have been eaten.

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[riseto]

[ Oh hey, broody mcbrooderston. She knows he was drawn in by the dulcet tones of her voice. ]

We have been kidnapped. I really don't see how playing nicely is going to get anywhere--and I have to admit, I'm surprised you would.

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[freewolfmoon]

Hmph.

[ A defensive flick of his gaze; he's just trying to survive long enough to find a way home, don't judge him! ]

You speak of "playing nice," but I've been searching for a way out of this place for nearly two weeks.

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[riseto]

It sounds like that went well. [ only not, obviously, because he's here talking to her. ]

It's probably terrible, but I can't help thinking, "What else can we expect from Kirkwall?"

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[seesbydoing]

Guess you're going to have to be testy then. This isn't someone's prank. Surprise! You've been kidnapped.

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[riseto]

And here I was already coming up with elaborate revenge schemes. Flames.

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[seesbydoing]

Save 'em. I'm sure you'll find someone to get revenge on.

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[riseto]

That would be...awfully pathetic, really.