fifth act.

[riseto]

[voice]

Naughty:

• Made several callous and inappropriate remarks.
• Made Carver look stupid on more than one occasion.
• Kissed Peaches where Carver could see.
• Made my fierce mabari warhound steal a templar's smalls.
• Deserted from the King's Army. Technically.

Comments

[valentineluke]

'Evil powers' are what exactly?

[riseto]

The ability to kill you just by looking at you crosswise.

Also I can make men dance naked for me just by singing.

[valentineluke]

I'm going to take the chance and assume you're serious.

How would you acquire these abilities thru non-magical means? And what is the dragon's role in all this?

[bladed_siberian]

Some of those naughty things don't seem so bad.

[riseto]

I don't think so, either.

[bladed_siberian]

Then why count them as naughty?

[riseto]

You'd be better off asking the deities than me.

[ironmanic]

This wins the prize for most interesting list at least.

[riseto]

[ lol oh Tony that was not the right thing to say ] Glad I provided some entertainment.

[ironmanic]

What the hell is a darkspawn? Besides, you know. Dark.

[riseto]

Mindless killing beasts. Like to spread the taint, destroy countries, eat human flesh, and decorate their homes with the heads of their victims.

[bedsidemanners]

Who's Andraste?

[riseto]

The bride of the Maker, the Maker's prophet, out Lady redeemer, the lady of sorrow...

For the record, it was just a statue. An invisible one.

[specifics]

What's a 'Grey Warden'?

[riseto]

Apparently it's time for Twenty Questions.

Ever heard of darkspawn?