But a good time was had by all
On an unrelated note, I went to see the doctor today for my flu, so naturally he treated me for acne. I had to take "before" pictures when I got home. I caught myself in the mirror, and one single thought entered my mind out of nowhere;
"I look like a sack of boiled ass"
Then I laughed for, like, half an hour. That's possibly one of the most surprising things I've ever thought. Not because I'm not aware that I look completely dog-eared at the moment, quite far from it. Because it's like my brain took all the things it considers most unattractive, chucked them into a marvellously crude sentence and automatically pinned them on a description to my face. In under a second without any effort on my part.
Then I started thinking about what a sack of boiled ass would actually look like, and I need to get over this flu and out of the house, because right now it seems I may never stop laughing.