air-raids, or something like it

[risingbeatnik]

after every cardinal game, they shoot off fireworks. maybe it's every game they win, i don't know, but they shoot off fireworks weekly. and every week, i'm so damn tired once these things go off that i think, for a split second, oh my god, i need to go to the basement - we're being attacked.

i know it sounds really ridiculous, because i'm not one

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[red_pen_theory]

i still miss the USSR because if it still existed there is the off chance the midwest could be wiped clean in a few dozen quick nuclear bursts