I'M FREE! (woo, in 1 hour)

[rissa21x]

Partner in crime: Rae rae, The supplier of the candy bra, for the Christmas of the Rissa.

Plan of Total Annihilation Upon the Universe

1. Smoke ourselves stupid
2. Forget number 2
3. Remember to go to new porn shop
4. Go to Exotic Pet Shop (while wearing erotic strap-ons)
5. wiener wiggle dance

disclaimer: no animals fucked in the making of our

Comments

[chia_roscuro]

My friend just got a candy bra for her birthday!
She was kind enough, or foolish enough, to send me pics.
heh heh...lemme know if ya wanna see 'em.
Have a rockin night!
I hope that I'm not your 'one phone call' from the joint.
I shall continue to conjure the 'Rissa' spirit in my mirror.
And may the Lord have mercy upon my soul.

[rissa21x]

I haven't worn mine yet. I'm too busy eating it. You should send me pictures, because I don't even know how to tie this thingy ma jingy. The cups are small, I don't know if I want squished titties.

I lost your phone number so I asked my joint, and it's like dude.. don't talk to me yet, just toke. So, I found the closest thing to a mirror and said 'chia pet' 17 times(it seemed right at the time), until I got attacked by 16.4 zombies. So, we all went and had dessert at Perkins, and tried not to make fun of the retarded zombie.

[chia_roscuro]

17 is right on...but watch for the sixth-tenths zombie...
it will follow you to 7-11 and want you to buy it lottery tickets.
and for the love of god, dont let it see the candy bra!

[rissa21x]

it is something to fear

WATCH THIS

or THAT

doom upon the villages that don't fall at the shake of my zombie leash! what if i just buy him a slurpee? surpees are better than lotto tickets.

[like_punching]

and i wan't invited to the party...

( ,_,)

[rissa21x]

You should have come in your comando costume, mini robe, junk hanging out, jiggy wiggy. We could all do the wiener dance together. Maybe I can figure out how this delicious bra works.. and it'll be some kind of disfunctional clothes wearing fun. ooo, come to the toga party!

[chia_roscuro]

'The straps are the same...ties around the neck, and around the bust.
All four of the strings are candy though..but it stretches so it can be tied.'

thats the reply I received re: the candy bra.

The mirror thing doesn't seem to be working.
I am currently boarded up in the K-Mart on Hwy 224.
Plenty of firearms,food and clothing in here.
Come to the loading dock, via the rear, and give the secret knock.
I've got your back from the rooftop.
Don't let them see or hear you...and wear the candy bra.

[rissa21x]

I need a picture illustration. Usually when I lick stufff, I can get it to stick to me. SO, PLAN OF ACTION... unknown. TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!! mwahahaha.

ahhhhh, mah cha cha. It has to be edable, I can't work knots that small. Unless I use my powers. Which witch is which? Power of confusion. I will be there at 22:02, I shall wear it with saliva. What's the current status of the store? Are you surrounded yet?!?!

All I need is a thong and I'll be ready for some hard core ass kicking bloodfeast of body parts and screaming.. heh heh heh

[chia_roscuro]

yeah, so I'll just need your HOME ADDRESS so I can present you with some candy 'uniforms' I've put together with you in mind.

and it took so long for you to get back to me that I've moved on...I'm now at the Home Depot.
Thresholds will be broken through...soon.
Get here rapido,and show me how to install the plastic-wire thingy on this weed whacker. You can have the cordless drill...we'll fight over the chainsaw when the time comes.