my convo w/ joe ... hes such a goofball
WhatistheLemon (10:56:37 PM): Are you definitely going to Mer's show tomorrow?
WhatistheLemon (10:56:44 PM): Wait, let me rephrase that.
WhatistheLemon (10:56:54 PM): You're definitely going to Mer's show tomorrow.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (10:57:12 PM): oh ... ok!
WhatistheLemon (10:57:25 PM): Excellent.
WhatistheLemon (10:57:27 PM): Do you need a ride.
WhatistheLemon (10:57:29 PM): ?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (10:57:55 PM): probably please pretty please w/ sugar and ice cream and a whipped cream covered meredith on top.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (10:58:03 PM): :-D
WhatistheLemon (10:58:15 PM): Mmmmm....
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:00:37 PM): hehe
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:00:43 PM): ok, so can you?
WhatistheLemon (11:00:47 PM): Sure.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:01:04 PM): lovely. just make sure to gimme a call before you come please.
WhatistheLemon (11:01:11 PM): Ok.
WhatistheLemon (11:01:36 PM): Why? Do you need time to roll out the red carpet for my arrival?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:02:03 PM): ummmm, about that ...
WhatistheLemon (11:04:12 PM): Yes?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:04:44 PM): you see ... when one of my suitors came over the other day ... i kinda had to roll out the red carpet for him ...
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:05:01 PM): ummmm, and he kinda ... tripped over it and umm, ripped it?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:05:06 PM): to shreds.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:05:27 PM): now, i know that when you see it it might look like someone cut it w/ a scissor ... but that was not the case ...
WhatistheLemon (11:06:42 PM): Who was it?
WhatistheLemon (11:07:01 PM): I think I remember reading about that travesty in People
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:07:33 PM): yeah, you see, for his um, own personal safety .. you know ... from you, and your um "helpers" ... i cant tell you his name.
WhatistheLemon (11:09:03 PM): You mean my hired goons?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:09:34 PM): umm, your um mob.
WhatistheLemon (11:10:21 PM): Yeah.
WhatistheLemon (11:10:22 PM): That.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:10:52 PM): hehe ... this is fun.
WhatistheLemon (11:12:48 PM): Well, I try.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:13:07 PM): hehe
WhatistheLemon (11:14:43 PM): So, how's life?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:15:01 PM): ok. i went out w/ a couple of girl friends tonight. that was fun.
WhatistheLemon (11:15:14 PM): Oooh.
WhatistheLemon (11:15:18 PM): Hook up w/any of them?
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:15:31 PM): shh!! joe!!
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:15:34 PM): j/k.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:15:37 PM): :-D
WhatistheLemon (11:15:53 PM): I'm telling you, you shouldn't be afraid, just make the first move.
WhatistheLemon (11:15:58 PM): Go for it!
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:16:02 PM): haha
WhatistheLemon (11:16:05 PM): I believe in you.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:16:07 PM): ill talk to meredith.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:16:15 PM): ::winkwink::
WhatistheLemon (11:16:19 PM): lol
then i accidentally x-ed out of the convo ...
WhatistheLemon (11:23:16 PM): How could you?
WhatistheLemon (11:23:19 PM): You hurt my feelings.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:23:41 PM): aaaww im sorry
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:23:46 PM): twas an accident.
WhatistheLemon (11:25:56 PM): Sure it was.
WhatistheLemon (11:26:10 PM): I just know you found somebody younger and better looking to talk to online.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:26:47 PM): ::cough:: well, joe, we need to talk.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:27:04 PM): i mean, you'll always be my first.
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:27:23 PM): but i just need someone younger and better looking to talk to online.
WhatistheLemon (11:27:49 PM): What?! After I gave the best years of my life to talk to you online?!
tEnNiScHiCk 0826 (11:28:40 PM): i know, and i appreciate it. but now its time to move on ... to find the younger and better looking guys who can give me the best years of their life to talk to me online.