an unfortunate mishap
anonymous
March 8 2004, 00:21:11 UTC
Dear Miss Nardiello,
We here at Billy Felix's cell phone pride ourselves on prompt, courteous service. Being Mr. Felix's primary means of long-distance communication is no easy task, and we do unfortunately make mistakes at times. In regards to the incident at 11:17 pm, on Sunday, March 8th, we would like to offer our sincerest apologies, as Mr. Felix was attempting to round up his drunken teammates for their final intramural basketball game. We also apologize for any mocking, assumed or implied, as our duty is not to entertain, but to relay information. If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact our customer service department.
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We here at Billy Felix's cell phone pride ourselves on prompt, courteous service. Being Mr. Felix's primary means of long-distance communication is no easy task, and we do unfortunately make mistakes at times. In regards to the incident at 11:17 pm, on Sunday, March 8th, we would like to offer our sincerest apologies, as Mr. Felix was attempting to round up his drunken teammates for their final intramural basketball game. We also apologize for any mocking, assumed or implied, as our duty is not to entertain, but to relay information. If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to contact our customer service department.
Regards,
Billy Felix's Cell Phone
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