Comments | risskabob: *scratch scratch scratch*

risskabob

scratch scratch scratch

May 20, 2011 07:31

It's May, and I'm already waking up with mosquito bites.

Two, at least, last night.

Of course Brent, who sleeps next to me, never wakes up with any.

Why am I so delicious????

*ponders mosquito netting*

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everythingshiny May 19 2011, 22:41:15 UTC

nomnomnom.
i dunno. i heard you had to drink more to deter them.
but i'm pretttttty sure that's a myth

risskabob May 19 2011, 22:42:40 UTC

If I drink more, my liver will explode.

XD

everythingshiny May 19 2011, 22:44:19 UTC

lol.

otherwise citronella candles?

risskabob May 19 2011, 22:46:16 UTC

lolol

while I sleep?

I do have a "anti-mosquito" bracelet, but that's not going to protect all of me.

I could wear more clothes to bed, but long pants and long sleeves seem a bit much when I wake up and it's 30 degrees in the house.

I SHALL HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO BECOME LESS DELICIOUS

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xmaidelx May 19 2011, 22:41:53 UTC

You just are

risskabob May 19 2011, 22:42:56 UTC

NOM NOM NOM LISSA IS YUMMY NOM NOM NOM

xmaidelx May 19 2011, 22:48:29 UTC

EXACTLY.

risskabob May 19 2011, 22:52:31 UTC

The mint and apple soap I used right before bed probably didn't help things...

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latin_lunatic May 19 2011, 23:00:27 UTC

I used to think that since Diabetics have the diet coke of blood but technically, our blood would be sweater.

Did you eat a banana?

risskabob May 19 2011, 23:01:57 UTC

I know!

I mean, he is more sugar filled than me! Why do they attack me in force and leave him alone?

:(

No bananas for me.

latin_lunatic May 19 2011, 23:51:52 UTC

:( All I know is that mosquitoes love bananas and skinny people.

And now Im starting to itch from all this mosquito talk. :-/

teef_chan May 20 2011, 01:42:54 UTC

I hate when you get covered in mosquito bites and are itching like mad and then the person next to you's just like OH IT'S NICE THERE AREN'T ANY BUGS OUT.

MOSQUITOES ARE ASSHOLES. IF YOU'RE GONNA TO BITE SOMEONE, AT LEAST BITE EVERYONE.

risskabob May 20 2011, 01:45:01 UTC

OMG THEY ARE SO RUDE

AND THEY PICK ON PEOPLE

teef_chan May 20 2011, 01:55:40 UTC

THEY TOTALLY DO. IT'S LIKE THEY BITE SOMEONE AND THEN GO HOME AND ARE ALL, 'I'M A JERKFACE, FOLLOW ME AND WE CAN ALL BITE THIS POOR PERSON WHO NEVER DID ANYTHING TO US BEFORE.'

AND THEY ARE SERIOUS DOWNERS ON CAMPING TRIPS OR PHOTOSHOOTS IN THE WOODS.

skylar0grace May 20 2011, 08:06:45 UTC

I know exactly what you mean! I attract mozzies like crazy! Did you know that if you get bitten by like a million mozzies at once, they could drain all the blood from your body?! IT makes me very wary of them now - I'm positive they are trying to gang up on me to see if it's true... :P