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Stalking is illegal. Rissque confronts dark1egion.
dark1egion is stalking Rissque
dark1egion’s REAL name :
Pinckney Roden
dark1egion’s REAL DOB :
23rd August 1983
Height :166 cm
Weight : 66.1 kg
dark1egion has dreamt about you :
20 times
dark1egion became interested in you :
07th April 2005
dark1egion’s latest dream about you
You are working in an ice cream parlour. dark1egion approaches the counter and asks for a whipped vanilla cone. You step out from behind the counter brandishing a leather whip in full BDSM gear.
This is how dark1egion describes your relationship behind your back
‘My god! Rissque is hot as fuck. I want to get her into bed so I can nibble away at their earlobes all night long!’
dark1egion’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
dark1egion was seen parading around town with Rissque’s missing beret.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year dark1egion has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
23 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It’s a stalker I met off the internet. They’ve been harassing me for months now. I can’t walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
dark1egion’s Police File
dark1egion has connections with the Church of Satan, The Communists and the IRA. It’s only a matter of time before they are responsible for a major terorrist attack on our country.
Testimonies about dark1egion
purplemoocow - Ex-priest
‘Well well, who would have thought it? dark1egion a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
oceanschild - Dull O Dull
‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’
futbolistautd - Overweight cult comedian
‘All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded Rissque really is. I just wish it’d quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.’
t28r06i42n12a - Sister Stabatha
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting dark1egion, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’