I love when our neighbors have yardsales. I can snoop through their belongings without an ounce of guilt. But seriously, who has a yardsale on a Thursday?
I saw something that I thought was a penis pump...but it had the box beside it--it was a breast pump. Of course, I wouldn't be able to tell a breast pump from a penis pump, as I don't have either.
Penis pumps are long and thin and are supposed to beat the crap out of your cock until it bruises so bad it swells. (so I've heard.). Apparently, this makes you more of a man. Breast pumps are to get breast milk out without having the baby commit any mortal sins against God's natural order.
I'm not sure what would happen if you used a penis pump on a breast, or a breast pump on a penis. No doubt it would be chaotic.
too bad it wasn't a penis pump! That'd be some dirt. When you saw it, you should have shouted out, "Eeeeeeeewwwwww! A PENIS pump?!?!" You know. For larfs.
The thing I don't get is why would they think that anybody would want to buy a second hand penis or breast pump? On a thursday.
You know an awful lot about penis pumps. You wouldn't happen to work for here would you?
That should be the title of your next novel, "Second hand breast pump." And write NOTHING about breast pumps. Not only will it titilate the reader, but it will leave them bewildered as all fuck! ANd only I, could experience this chaos. On a Thursday.
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I'm not sure what would happen if you used a penis pump on a breast, or a breast pump on a penis. No doubt it would be chaotic.
too bad it wasn't a penis pump! That'd be some dirt. When you saw it, you should have shouted out, "Eeeeeeeewwwwww! A PENIS pump?!?!" You know. For larfs.
The thing I don't get is why would they think that anybody would want to buy a second hand penis or breast pump? On a thursday.
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That should be the title of your next novel, "Second hand breast pump." And write NOTHING about breast pumps. Not only will it titilate the reader, but it will leave them bewildered as all fuck! ANd only I, could experience this chaos. On a Thursday.
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