Title: You’re a Bully! I Don’t Like You!
Pairing: RyoDa, PiN
Rating: G (for this part)
Genre: Romance, humor
Summary: Tat-chan was a spoiled cat, owned by Jin who lived with his boyfriend named Yamapi. Tat-chan had a wonderful life living with those two until Yamapi decided to adopt new cat to accompany Tat-chan. The worst part was the new cat was the sneaky and evil cat named Ryo-chan.
Warning: Un-beta. I know my English is horrible but I’m too lazy to get it beta-ed
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I only own the real cats (which I still love a lot)
A/N: I got the idea to write about RyoDa-cats when I saw my cats (Lucky and Cinda) fought with each other LOL!! They’re siblings but Lucky is a big bully and always looking for a fight with Cinda. I saw them struggling and somehow Lucky ended up on top of Cinda and didn’t want to get off. Cinda didn’t stop meowing and I had to pry them away. So, here is the output of my horrible mind =p
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*****
I’m so tired~ Ah, minna-san. Domou~ *bows* we meet again. As all of you know, I’m no longer the one and only cat of PiN family. Since 2 weeks ago, I have a new friend; a black cat names Ryo-chan. Let me tell you, Ryo-chan is an evil black cat!
I’m telling the truth! Ryo-chan always makes me as a target of his bully attitude just because Ryo-chan looks stronger than me. I can be stronger too if I want, but I don’t like violence. It’s not good. I know it’s not good because I’ve seen it so many times already. When Pi-sama used violence on Jin-sama, Jin-sama always gets in pain. So it’s not good right?
As for Ryo-chan, that evil black cat always calls me ‘princess’, or ‘hime’, or ‘sissy’. I don’t like it. I’m no princess. I’m a male cat, it just I’m prettier than Ryo-chan. Ryo-chan is all black (it’s ugly!). I think Ryo-chan is jealous of me. Ne ne~
“Hey hime” urghhh!! Ryo-chan is coming. Ignore him. I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear it.
“Hime!” I hiss in annoyance. I turn to look at him and glare.
“I’m a male cat. Can’t you see it?”
“Oh, I can clearly see it…how much girly you are” Ryo-chan is making fun of me again.
“You definitely cannot see anything. Poor you” I retort back.
“Whatever. Give me the mice” Ryo-chan is pointing at Mr. Mice that I’m holding right now. I give him a disbelief look.
“What? No! This is mine! Pi-sama bought it for me. Besides, just now you said you want to play with the string” I hold Mr. Mice tightly while trying to hide it under my body.
“Hey! It’s mine too. Pi-sama said all your toys belong to me too. Now give it to me” Ryo-chan is walking towards me and I scream out loud.
“No! Don’t disturb me!” but Ryo-chan is already attacking me, trying to grab Mr. Mice from me.
“Hime!” uwahhhh, it hurts! Ryo-chan slaps me on the face and also my body! I scream and growl even louder.
“You hurt me! Go away! I’m not giving you Mr. Mice!” so I slap Ryo-chan back.
“Hime..you!!”
Then I hear Jin-sama’s voice. He is shouting. “Pi!!!! Ryo-chan attacks Tat-chan again! I can hear them fighting! Pi!!! What are you doing?!” hurry Pi-sama, save me!
“Oh not again~” I hear footsteps coming towards me and Ryo-chan while Ryo-chan is pushing me away and trying to grab Mr. Mice that I hide under my body.
“Why can’t you two be nice to each other?” Pi-sama comes and he picks Ryo-chan from the floor and holds Ryo-chan close to his chest. I can see Ryo-chan is struggling to get away from Pi-sama’s grip while shouting at me angrily.
“I still want the mice! You won’t get away with it!” but I only stare at furious Ryo-chan and give a mock smile.
“Ryo-chan, stop being a bully to Tat-chan. You should be a bit friendlier” Pi-sama pats Ryo-chan’s head, who is still trying to get away.
“Why am I the only one got scolded? Not fair!” I laugh and that only makes Ryo-chan even angry.
“And Tat-chan. You too should compromise a bit. Let Ryo-chan plays with the toys too. Share the toys, will you?” mou~ why am I got scolded too? It’s not my fault. Ryo-chan is always picking up on me. But since Pi-sama wants me to share it, I guess I’ll just have to give Mr. Mice to Ryo-chan.
“Good boy” Pi-sama pats my head while his other hand is holding Ryo-chan. “But right now, I want you to play in your room okay. All the toys are there. Leave Mr. Mice here for Ryo-chan. I can’t let you play together yet; Papa Jin might get mad at me again. Now go” umphh!!! I glare at Ryo-chan. He is smiling in triumph.
I helplessly walk towards our toys room and lock myself in there. This doesn’t make any difference at all. I’m still alone. I’m still playing alone. I’m still lonely. It’s not that I really hate Ryo-chan. It’s just that Ryo-chan always makes me feeling annoy. Just like before, it’s not like I didn’t want to give him Mr. Mice. He just wanted to disturb me like he always did. At first, when I played with the ball, he wanted to play with it too. So I gave him the ball and switched to play with the string. But just when I started to play with the string, he wanted it too. I still gave him the string. But he wanted Mr. Mice after he saw me playing with Mr. Mice. Sharing? No! *shakes head* Ryo-chan doesn’t want to share. Ryo-chan said “I don’t play with a princess wannabe”. It’s always like that since 2 weeks ago, since Ryo-chan started to live with us. Ryo-chan is such a bully.
*****
“Hime! Where are you going? Hey, hime!” I ignore Ryo-chan completely and walk towards Jin-sama’s room. Ryo-chan must be really angry because just a second before, Ryo-chan was chasing after me but now he is standing in front of me, blocking my way.
“I can go anywhere I want. Get out of my way” but Ryo-chan jumps towards me and almost hit my head.
“It’s late. Why don’t you just sleep?” Ryo-chan shoots me a glare.
“I am going to go sleep. So move” I push Ryo-chan to the side but Ryo-chan quickly jumps back to the front.
“Then, where are you going? Our space is over there, in the living room”
“I want to sleep in Jin-sama’s room. Step aside, Ryo-chan” I growl. This is annoying.
“No, I won’t let you. You’re sleeping in the living room with me” Ryo-chan comes forward and pushes me hard. I fell to the back and hit the desk at the corner of the hallway. Ittai!! Ryo-chan is so strong~ But I don’t want to loose to him, not this time. So I stand up back on my foot and jump on him. Ryo-chan meow in shock when I scratch his face. Serve him right!
“Hime, you hit me!”
“You hit me first!” and we continue to bicker, slap, and scratch each other. I don’t want to give up, neither does Ryo-chan.
“Pi..Pi. Wake up”
“What it is?”
“Ryo-chan and Tat-chan. They’re fighting again”
“In the middle of the night? You got to be kidding me”
“Stop whining. Go and get Tat-chan in here already”
“Alright, I get it”
I am about to jump on Ryo-chan again when suddenly someone lifts me up by holding my neck. Pi-sama? Yatta!!! Pi-sama also picks Ryo-chan and brings us back to the living room before he puts Ryo-chan into the basket next to my basket.
“Be a good boy now Ryo-chan. Stop starting a fight. And Tat-chan, you’re sleeping with us tonight” oh heaven~ I’m so happy. I win! I win against Ryo-chan! For the first time, I win against Ryo-chan! Bye-bye Ryo-chan, see you tomorrow~
*****
This is so comfy~ I snuggle more into the blanket and curl up. The bed is so soft, I like it here. Though my basket is comfy too, but my first time sleeping in this house was on this bed. That’s why I like it most here. Jin-sama and Pi-sama already wake up. They have to go to work. And that left me and Ryo-chan at home again. Urghh, it makes me mad just thinking about that black ugly cat.
“Tat-chan is still sleeping?”
“Yeah. Just let it sleep there”
“Jin, you spoil Tat-chan too much. That’s why Tat-chan can’t get along well with Ryo-chan”
“Ryo-chan is a bully, not because Tat-chan is spoiled” oh Jin-sama, I love you a lot <3
“Coz Ryo-chan was a street cat before the owner of the shop took care of it. That’s why Ryo-chan is a bit rough”
“I’m sure they can get along somehow. Anyway, where’s Ryo-chan?”
“In the dining room, eating a breakfast. I already fill Tat-chan’s bowl with food too”
“Great. Tat-chan will eat it later. Oh, it’s your turn to bath them today right?”
“Yeah. I’ll do it after I get back from work this evening” uwaa, bath again? With Ryo-chan? NO!!!! I close my eyes tightly.
I only really woke up a few hours later after having a very nice sleep with Jin-sama and Pi-sama last night. And I can’t wait to see Ryo-chan’s face and laugh at him. Ryo-chan must really mad at me right now. Who cares? No matter how you look at it, I’m still the winner. Ryo-chan has never slept in this room. I wonder if he actually wants to. Ah, I should stop thinking about that bastard. It will ruin my day. First thing to do in the morning, breakfast! I hop off the bed and run towards the dining room where Jin-sama puts my bowl. Eating time~
Eh? EHH? Where’s my food?! Why is it empty? I’m sure Pi-sama said he already prepared my food in my bowl. But why there’s nothing in it?
“Looking for your breakfast, hime?” I knew this voice, damn! I turn around only to see Ryo-chan is leaning against the wall while smirking at me.
“Don’t tell me…”
“Oh, I’ve seen your breakfast somewhere around here. Where was it huh? I can’t remember. Let me think first. Ah, I remember now! Your breakfast is in my stomach!” Ryo-chan is laughing like a monster. I really want to kill him right now. I grit my teeth. How could him?
“You ate my breakfast! Then, what am I supposed to eat?”
“There’s always a way if you want to eat. Ganbatte” then Ryo-chan walks out, heading straight to the living room while still laughing evilly at me. Hun..I feel like crying. What should I do? I never go out and look for food myself. Pi-sama and Jin-sama always feed me. I stare at the cabinet where all the foods are kept. I can’t reach for the foods. Should I just jump on the cabinet and bite the box? No! No! I can’t! I’ll put the kitchen in a mess if I did that. Jin-sama and Pi-sama wouldn’t like it. But I’m hungry~
Ryo-chan is still laughing and he purposely jumps and walks in front on me energetically. Ryo-chan just won’t stop torturing me. I really want this to end. But I wonder if Ryo-chan will really stop bullying me. I HATE RYO-CHAN!!
*****
I miss Pi-sama~ He is in Yokohama right now but Jin-sama said Pi-sama will come back home today after 1 week of doing an outside job. I’m so happy *smiles widely* I can’t wait to meet Pi-sama. I’m sure he bought new toys for me us again.
“Would you stop that?” I give Ryo-chan a sidelong look. Ryo-chan looks a bit annoyed.
“Stop what?”
“That! You’ve been sitting in front of the door for one hour now. It’s annoying!” but I ignore Ryo-chan’s whine and continue to stare at the front door of the house.
“Pi-sama is coming back today. I want to wait for him”
“You just want the new toys”
I quickly shake my head. “No! I miss him!”
“It’s no use. The toys are mine too. Though you get to play with them first, they will become mine in the end”
I pout. “I don’t care. You can take the toys” Ryo-chan throws me a quick glance before goes back to play with Mr. Mice. Ryo-chan has been playing with Mr. Mice since morning and I don’t want to disturb him. Looks like Ryo-chan really have fun playing with Mr. Mice. Then there’s a click on the door and I quickly sit up. Ryo-chan also stops playing with Mr. Mice. The door is opened.
“Tat-chan!” Pi-sama picks me and rubs his face on my body then drops a few kisses on my head and nose. I giggle happily and raise my tail to greet Pi-sama. See, Pi-sama misses me too~
“Have you been a good boy when I’m away? No trouble for Papa-Jin?” I reply with a meow and blink my eyes. Pi-sama leans forward and touches my nose with his. “Good! Where’s Ryo-chan and Papa Jin?” Pi-sama looks around and spots Ryo-chan with Mr. Mice on the floor.
“Aww Ryo-chan, don’t want to greet me?” but Ryo-chan doesn’t make any effort to come forward. He only watches us while still holding Mr. Mice.
“Pi?” there’s a voice coming from the room, Jin-sama’s voice.
“Ah, your Papa Jin is here. Okay, I bought new toys for both of you” Pi-sama puts me back on the floor next to Ryo-chan. Ryo-chan glares at me, again. “I bought the same toys for both of you. So, no need to fight over the toys okay. They’re just the same” he takes out 2 small balls and 2 ribbons from his bag and places them in front of us.
“Pi? Oh, you bought new toys for them again?”
“Ah yes, I bought for each of them. I hope they don’t fight anymore” but little that Pi-sama knew, Ryo-chan already set his eyes on my toys. I really don’t like this. I knew exactly what Ryo-chan has in his mind.
“That’s good! Then, leave them with the toys. I miss you~ Jin-sama pulls Pi-sama up and there, they do it again. I don’t want to think about it anymore. I have new toys now. It’s better I play with them now.
“Hold on, Pi. Here?”
“I can’t wait any longer”
“But-hmm..unh”
I start to play with the ribbon first. It’s a blue ribbon, I like it. Pi-sama really knows what I like. I roll the ribbon with my legs and jump to the back and to the front, back and forth.
“Ahh…ahh! Pi~”
Crap! The ribbon gets tangle between my legs and I seem can’t loosen it. I trip when I try to remove the ribbon with my mouth.
“Ahh! Ahh! Unh!”
Finally I manage to get rid of the ribbon from my body. This isn’t good. I don’t know how to play with it. Maybe I should wait for Jin-sama or Pi-sama if I want to play with the ribbon. So I switch to play with the small ball and push it to the front. When it’s moving, I chase after it but it surprises me when Ryo-chan runs faster than me and manages to catch the ball first.
“Hey, that’s mine!” but Ryo-chan isn’t looking at me.
“He--”
“Look over there” Ryo-chan cuts me in. I stop walking and stare at Ryo-chan in confusion.
“What? Where?”
“The couch. Take a look” I obey Ryo-chan’s words and turn my body around. Pi-sama is leaning against the couch with Jin-sama on his lap, shirtless. Jin-sama has his hands wrap around Pi-sama’s neck while Pi-sama is putting his hands at both sides of Jin-sama waist. Jin-sama arches his back and throws his head to the back when Pi-sama put his lips on Jin-sama’s chest.
“Unh..Pi. Ahh!”
“That looks good, isn’t?” oh shit! My heart jumps in surprise. When did he come and sit beside me? I didn’t hear him coming. Though Ryo-chan is talking to me, but he isn’t looking at me.
“What looks good? Jin-sama is in pain” I narrow my eyes to Ryo-chan but he replies by showing his tongue to me.
“He isn’t in pain. He’s in pleasure. He’s feeling good”
“He is?” I ask confusedly and look at Ryo-chan.
“Yes, he is” Ryo-chan nods his head a few times.
“But why is Jin-sama screaming?” I ask again and this time Ryo-chan slaps my head, playfully.
“That isn’t screaming, idiot. It’s moaning” yahhh, Ryo-chan is hitting me again.
“Mou~ how should I know about it” I rub my abuse head and pout.
“Want to give it a try?” Ryo-chan is staring at me. There is a weird aura around Ryo-chan which I can’t figure what it is. It makes my heart beats rather fast than usual.
“Eh? We can?” Ryo-chan nods. “How?” and now Ryo-chan is smiling. Why does his smile look somehow different today?
“Stay still” I comply with his order. Ryo-chan moves a bit closer to me and I can see his face is getting close to my face. I don’t know what to think and I’m too afraid to watch, so I close my eyes. Our nose touch and I close my eyes even tight. Then I feel something wet on my mouth and I gap.
“Ryo-chan..umphh”
Wahhhhh!!! Pi-sama, help me! Jin-sama!!! I struggle violently. I scream and cry in a very loud voice. I don’t care if my throat will sore after this, I want Jin-sama and Pi-sama to hear me. Help me!!!
“Huh, what? What? What’s that?” Jin-sama pushes Pi-sama on his shoulders and looks around. Then he screams too, just as loud as me.
“Wahhh, Ryo-chan is bullying Tat-chan again!!!” Jin-sama quickly climbs off of Pi-sama’s lap and sits up straight. “Ryo-chan, why are you keep bullying Tat-chan? You, stop being a meanie. Poor our Tat-chan” Pi-sama palms his face and sighing.
I lay on the floor with Ryo-chan is sitting close to me. Ryo-chan is licking his fur happily with a haughty look plasters all over his face after he got off of my back. I’m still crying.
“Why did Jin-sama only scold me? Jin-sama loves you more, not fair” Ryo-chan still dares to say something like that and it really winds me up. No matter what I do, Ryo-chan always has his way to make fun of me. I can’t win against him after all. I guess this bullying thing won’t stop either. Just how much I wish Ryo-chan will stop tormenting me; we will never be in a good term. This kind of relationship between us will continue, as long as we live together in this house. I guess I really have to bear with this kind of life *heavy sigh* and I guess, I REALLY DON’T LIKE RYO-CHAN.
I’m Tat-chan, a pretty white cat with blue eyes. My owners are Jin-sama and Pi-sama. My ‘friend’ is Ryo-chan, a hot black cat with yellow eyes. He is a big bully and a rotten bastard. And this is my life.
~OWARI~
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Finally, the last part! I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. To tell the truth, I really love this story. As a writer myself, this kind of story is so much new, different, weird, and fun to me. Hahah idk. But I really do have fun and it’s such a waste if it’s just ended here.
I once said that after my vacation, I want to start with a project named “RYODA-AI SERIES”. I had that idea in my head for quite some time now. I guess it’s time for me to work on that project ne. Hihih. So I decided to make a continuation for this by turning it into a series. BUT~ I’m going to change the title since I can’t just leave PiN and throw them behind. I changed the title to “THE EVERLASTING LOVE SERIES”. The first post of the series is already up. You can check out the main post of the series
here. Let me know what you think please *puppy eyes”. Till then, have a nice day and LOVE for RYODAPIN is welcomed~