xtif needs to get online and ask me the Oh-so-important question she had to ask me NOW ( Read more... )

I'm just sitting here... thinking... thinking about what Ry and his lover are doing...

I can't help but be sick!

hahahaha

My friend called me from a restaurant restroom, telling me he got SO nervous on his date that he pissed his pants!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! He called me because he needed help... what am I supposed to do?!? We're not even close and shit! I told him to get wetter and tell her that a waiter spilled water on him in his way to the restroom ( Read more... )

( Tif almost died! )

blub just gave me the names for my new pet fish:
Breakfast
Lunch
and
Dinner

And, of course, the snail will be Gary!

I just ordered my fish.. They'll be here within a couple of days.

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...and I love it!

LJ has lost it's sex appeal ( Read more... )

Party Boy + dreads =

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