I am drunk and I don't like you; one of those is true.

[ritchell]

My room smells like everything liquid in my room, except on fire. When you spray cologne at a candle, a big flame erupts and the candle wooshes out. I'm starting to get a headache from the smell. That is all.

Comments

[silvercherries]

put your head in the candle and see what it does.

[chickielabamba]

You don't like me, but I'm not alone.

[silencedsparrow]

This has got to be the angstiest thing ever publically posted in this journal. The title could be the first single of fall out boy's next album; the subject matter screams dashboard confessional. Nevertheless, this stuff is good. You timed it well.

[ritchell]

There is a fault in my subject heading. It should have read "one of these is true." Once read with the proper wording, it becomes a logician's joke. I will expound if someone still doesn't understand the humour (at least, it was humorous for me) in the subject. The subject matter is one similarly ingenuous, with no intent or backdrop of angst. It was a summary report of my pyrotechical endeavors, and a small aside to a particular effect that I encountered. That any of this was taken in a personal or emotional light was strictly not my intent.

[silencedsparrow]

That should be in really, really small font at the bottom of every one of our entries.

(And I wasn't exactly serious, either.)

Not gonna lie, the title is over my head. What difference does "these" make?

[ritchell]

I am drunk and I don't like you; one of these is true.

Normally, you'd read that and think you have an option between two statements. But since it says one of these is true, then that statement itself is an option. Now you're left with more options. Either the last statement is true, fulfilling itself, or there are two other options. If the last statement is not true, then either the other two statements are both true, or none of the statements are true. I prefer the situation where none is true.