Shake that ass Phoenix. Party like it's your buuuurfday. Fartsy says "hi." ah hahahahaha. You're still getting married to my brother and you are secretly in love with my unshaved goldfish, Gil. i named him Gil. hahahaha. Spatula, Spork and Slurpie strikes again. Distilled water, X-Men and Hooker. whoo hoo! My boobs are the size of coconuts, yours are the size of peanuts. You work at Wally World. Your boyfriend has the same name as a Backstreet Boy. You gave the CEO a lap dance in the staff room. I saw it on the internet. Hanson rulz with a Z! hahahahaha. it's on your backpack. i do what i want. Ozzy has bad teeth. Sev has germs. Your hair is kind of pink. I'm going to marry Bob Moffatt. Tomorrow. Your mom. panjo slept with cassie's mom last night. They forgot to use a condom, so panjo's pregnant. they're going to name it Spanky. You have to marry and devorce matt selk. you're going to have his kids, Jimmy and Chardalone. hahahaha. midnight bagels after ybor city. My prom date wanted my sexy legs. topless driving and strip club ( ... )