PK: I did not have sexual relations with that woman! Lawyer: I think your best defense is these three words: "I AM GAY" Guard: I bet I could chug a bottle of maple syrup too!
PK: So, I am to understand that the only hope I have of clearing my name was lost in the fire? And te fire was either accidental or one done on purpose? Lawyer: There was nothing to salvage except the whip and the handcuffs, and those won't look good on the stand considering the case we're dealing with here. Guard: *thinking* Hey look, a tree.
pk: I dunno...I'm starting to see a cop from the chest up floating around my head. It's like he's staring into my soul...in my head. The soul OF my head. WHAT THE FUCK, HE'S BACK!
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Lawyer: I think your best defense is these three words: "I AM GAY"
Guard: I bet I could chug a bottle of maple syrup too!
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Lawyer: There was nothing to salvage except the whip and the handcuffs, and those won't look good on the stand considering the case we're dealing with here.
Guard: *thinking* Hey look, a tree.
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lawyer: I'm pregnant.
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