22 naughty words
So, WHO FUCKING MISSED ME?!
Christ, you poor bastards. So long without my charming face in your collective fuckin lives! WELL, NO MORE OF THAT SHIT. I'm back now, here to spread a little love and good fuckin will! Or, you know, terror and tears. Whatever comes first.
So who died in the last few months, huh? Catch me up on all the juicy gossip, I'm fuckin starved for that shit! [brief pause] We still hate/distrust/whatever the king around here?
Christ, you poor bastards. So long without my charming face in your collective fuckin lives! WELL, NO MORE OF THAT SHIT. I'm back now, here to spread a little love and good fuckin will! Or, you know, terror and tears. Whatever comes first.
So who died in the last few months, huh? Catch me up on all the juicy gossip, I'm fuckin starved for that shit! [brief pause] We still hate/distrust/whatever the king around here?