I really should be going to sleep right now, since I'm opening tomorrow, but I've decided to write a little essay about porn for my own amusement, and anyone else who has nothing else to do with their life and/or feels like reading it...

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Admittedly, I didn't quite make it allthe way through yet, but so far its Brilliant.

Also, see Day Watch (or Night Watch, if you haven't seen it first...)

Is this really a surprise to anyone?

And now for something completely useless (but resourceful)

And something even more useless...

I would just like to say: I hate everyone that has a Wii and will be playing Resident Evil 4 on it while I am not.

That is all.

Have a nice day.

Oh man, thats a lot of hotness in one picture  <3


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 Somehow I endup up on this website known for posting all sorts of legal documents and mugshots.
I think this one is my favorite so far...

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Yay new Type O Negative CD  :-D

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I am officially renaming Valentine's day on the behalf of the whole world of people who think it is retarded:

In other news, guess who's coming to town ...


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