YES, EVERYONE HAS A MOJO PROFILE...EVEN SARAH'S MOTHER ( Read more... )

Ouch...I hate trying to break in new toe rings...and why I decided to put three new ones on at once, I'll never know. Which reminds me...Brian never has fixed my broken cherry...toe ring that is.

Well, before I'm off to start working on Michele's birthday gift, this was taken from Sarah's Mojo profile...it amused me:

-things that make me really ( Read more... )

I have officially concluded that nearly everyone has a Mojo account...including one of my exs, Jon. If you want to laugh hysterically...go check out "hoboman" on Mojo. And yes...I'll admit it...I dated that...not one of my shining moments I assure thee ( Read more... )

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 36% Stability || 10% Orderliness |||||||||| 36% Altruism |||||| 30% Interdependence |||||||||||| 43% Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||||||||| 50% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56% Materialism |||||||||||| 50 ( Read more... )

ha ha, found this gem in my Mojo mailbox...this has got to be the worst pick-up line ever:

You're ten times hotter than allowed by federal regulation. You'll have to put on this short skirt, these handcuffs, and get in the back of my new BMW, we're going to down to the station for your inspection ;)

Have you ever had a thought pop into your head that was so upsetting that you simply just pushed it to the furthest reaches of your mind and tried convincing yourself, "No, that simply can't be...I'm making something out of nothing"? Well, how about having that thought come back to haunt you and this time maybe you think it's not that far from the ( Read more... )

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Wow...I have never ever been that drunk...and I'll probably never get that smashed again ( Read more... )

Since I haven't posted a public entry in awhile ( Read more... )

Too old to be young and too young to be old...I fit in nowhere.

When every line speaks the language of love
It never held the meaning I was thinking of.
And I’ve lost the line between right or wrong.
I just want to find the place where I belong.

What I wouldn't sacrifice to be a few years older...eighteen is such a wretched age.