On boob jobs

Sep 25, 2004 16:36

It seems that to many people, normal (not surgically-enhanced) breasts look unnatural and bad. Too much soft porn on cable, I think ( Read more... )

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lascive September 25 2004, 14:50:20 UTC
I know they can put implants in for people who've had a testicle removed for health reasons. I don't see why they couldn't make some sort of implant to go over the testicle itself to enlarge it to a more preferable size. Hrm...

As men now impose their desire for large breasts on us, I feel I have the right to impose grotesquely enormous ball size on men as well. I want them huge and bulging! I want to see scrotum lifts for everyone! Head off to a clinic boys it's electrolysis time! And when it's all done, then we can go shopping for testicular lingerie. Cup sizes will be from D on up, as anything below this size is simply unacceptable.

Yes! Oh yes! I can see my utopia now!

*giggles* This was a nice reprieve from depression. Thank you for your goofy-mood post :)

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riverbirch September 25 2004, 15:33:43 UTC
Oh, good- I'm glad you enjoyed it! After posting I got all nervous that I'd been horribly and unforgivably offensive or something. Thanks for letting me know I wasn't!

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grykon September 25 2004, 15:20:05 UTC
*laugh* Well I find this mostly funny, but I am on the other side of the fence...I hate surgically enchanced breasts...big or small I love them all...as long as they are real!

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riverbirch September 25 2004, 15:29:35 UTC
Well, I like the human body non-surgically "enhanced" myself! That's the joking part.

I'm just finding it increasingly disturbing that so many younger people appear to be utterly grossed out by bodies that are natural- like "OMG! Pubic hair! teh yuk!" or something. Since many of the more vocal of these I've seen onling appear to be males, I figure some turnabout's only fair. :)

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reasdream September 25 2004, 16:16:18 UTC
You know, I was acutally talking to a group of guys in August about this. And they said that for pr0n and suchlike, fake boobs are okay, but one of them actually had sex/made out (not clear which) with a girl with a boob job, and he said it was acutally kinda freaky - they stayed cold no matter what happened.

I, personally, am okay with body hair, although I admit that bear-rug backs kinda ick me out. But I can understand enjoying an impossible ideal from afar, just for the fantasy fun (I frequently ogle movie stars' airbrushed photos)... but a real body is best.

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niyabinghi September 25 2004, 16:20:44 UTC
Ha Ha!! Great point! :)
(Conjuring up testicle imagery from my past and considering good candidates....)
:D

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squeakyfrommage September 26 2004, 01:24:27 UTC
hmm...well, I've always been in favor of adding shiny things to them....the idea of a ball-lift or tuck is pretty freaking hysterical tho.

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