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THE ADVENTURE
so last saturday night, after going to the movies with cohen and my sister to see just my luck for the third time, i went on an adventure with ms. brittany ellis. it started out as a peaceful walk. i'm not even lying to you when i tell you this. it was a nice walk. peaceful. pretty. and it was just the perfect weather out. and i will illustrate my entire walk to you in pretty photos.
at this point, we had entered part of the forest. not the main part where the action really took place, but a peaceful place. a place without fucking ducks.
and then it all went downhill. and when i say downhill, i mean major downhill. okay, that's an exageration. but my fucking god this FUCKING DUCK. this duck was the death of me. or at least wanted to be. it was so cute in the water. so peaceful. so, of course i wanted to take it's picture.
and then it started moving. as i got closer, it started going to the left. so me, being careful on the rocks. started going to the left. and as soon as i went to the left. the duck went to the right.
and it did it again, and again. it was fucking annoying and i wanted to ring its fucking neck because i couldn't get close to it because it kept moving.
so i gave up, naturally. after the fucking duck flew away. and i blame the rest of this trip on the duck. because after spotting the duck, i spotted the rest of the pretty river. which led to me stepping on the rocks to get closer and closer to the prettiness.
it was all really really pretty. and then halfway down the creek, i slipped and stepped right in the creek, getting my foot all wet. it was cold. and it was oh so very wet.
and so then i just basically handed britt my camera and she put it in her zippered pocket and we continued making our way down the creek. it was getting darker, and we couldn't see the street that was supposed to be up ahead. and so i slipped a little a few more times. not really getting any more wet. but there was mud along the sides of the creek. and there were bugs. and i was freaking out. and i wanted to scream. and we couldn't find a path so we just kept going along the creek. and kept going. and going. UNTIL WE FOUND THE END OF THE CREEK. you'd think we just found the pot of gold or something it was so... so amazing. so wonderfully fucking amazing.
LMAO DOESNT BRITTANY LOOK ADORABLE IN THAT PICUTRE?! and so after that, we just continued along our way home back to my house. when we got there, we took off my sock to discover that my foot was a little purple, but then it was fine in the morning. britt said she had a dream that she had killed me by taking me down to the creek. but really, the creek is so gorgeous i love it. i would even walk along it again it was that pretty. but this, my friends, is the end of my story. a few more pictures, and then you can go home to your families.
