From E's Computer

[rivergoddess13]

Yeah, so i had one kick butt weekend-totally fun, and proffitable~ currently i'm in the midst of procrastinating on two accounts, the first, is cleaning my room and the nasty dirty hampster cage, and the second is doing my tonz of hw which is due tomorrow. Exciting news to report though- jenny's a grandma! haha, yeah, okay, so shes' a "Foster

Comments

[_awesome_man_]

This just raises some questions...

First: If Jenny's the foster grandmother, is she yours and Elisabeth's foster mother?

Second: Between you and Elisabeth, who's the mother and who's the father? Or, who's the more caregiving one and who's the one that teaches the tadpole to play baseball?

Third: How do you know that tadpoles don't swim out of Jenny's vagina? They swim out of my vagina. Or whatever that thing is I have tadpoles swimming out of. It looks like Darth Vader.

[_awesome_man_]

tadpoles = sperm

silly.

And it's called Darth Vader, not penis. Pfft, shows what you know.

[_awesome_man_]

Also, whattya mean, yeast infections? Bread has nothing to do with this!

[_awesome_man_]

What about frog vaginas?

[_awesome_man_]

I'm still stuck on wondering if frogs have vaginas. For some reason, the image I get when I imagine it scares me. :(

[rivergoddess13]

Ya Sickos!! and i also proposed that the tadpoles could "swim" out of jenny's huhu, but that was just too unkooth. you should really take a lesson in koothness stephan..i mean honestly, just put darth back in his vader and stop thinking about jenny's huhu!!

[rivergoddess13]

Okay, Even better yet, Instead of Darth, perhaps you should go with the ULTRA Light-saver, in compliance with your natural color of 'ghost' :)

[_awesome_man_]

Baby, it's my Light Saber and guess what? Big bad Darth Vader and his helmet are gonna penetrate the Death Star! Awww yeah.