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[riverrants]

indy. out of 100 people surveyed: name a single robocop prime directive says:
I can name every one and even a couple from Robocop 2 where he was all programmed funny. As you can imagine, this makes me extremely popular with the womens.
Tony says:
I imagine it does. What chick wouldn't go mad for a guy that can recite the robo cop prime directives

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[seishinbyou]

1. Serve the Public Trust
2. Protect the Innocent
3. Uphold the Law

... and 4 was about apprehending an OCP officer or something

The first three are easy to remember if you played the arcade or computer versions of the game, because one of the only sampled voices of any real length was the three directives being recited.

...they didn't put in 'Bitches leave' though

[riverrants]

yeah, the fourth was him being unable to arrest a senior ocp exec.

an internet be yours, sir.