She had to admit, the idea of a hat museum was something that intrigued her. As much as she loved to make an entrance, she did like hats. The stetson looked very good on him. Against her better judgment, she would leave her gun in the TARDIS. River checked her image in the mirror in her cell, pocketing her poison lipstick. She did promise she wouldn't poison him and she had no desire to do it. If she kissed him, she wanted him to be awake long enough to kiss her back.
When she was sure that she looked beautiful and was ready to go, she lifted the cover on her manipulator and started pressing buttons. In a flash, she was no longer inside her cell at Stormcage. Reaching out, she rested her hand against the TARDIS to steady herself. The jumps always left her feeling a little woozy. The Doctor wasn't kidding about time travel. The TARDIS really was the preferred mode of transport.
Pulling out a key, she let herself into the TARDIS and peeked around the console. "Hello?" She sighed and moved over to the jump seat, making herself comfortable. "Doctor?" She really wouldn't destroy any of the hats. She'd even buy him one from gift shop. There was always a gift shop.