Help Me Maybe - Sick!Wilson Filk Song Challenge
Title: Help Me Maybe
Song: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
Summary: Wilson needs help
Filk Song Challenge for Camp Sick!Wilson
I didn't feel very well
took some pills for this spell
walked alone through the woods
there's something in my way
got lost, don't know where I am
should bury my head in the sand
I wasn't hoping for this
and now there's no way out
dark eyes staring at me
sharp claws, kinda scary
big, tall, very hairy
maybe I should shout out loudly
Hey camp just started
and this is crazy
this bear might eat me
so help me maybe
it's hard to have fun
there is no safety
this bear looks hungry
so help me maybe
and nothing goes right
who will save me
this bear might eat me
so help me maybe
I ran away, tripped and fell
broke my leg
this is hell
there's no reception out here
and no search party I fear
looks like the sun's going down
when will I ever be found
medical emergency now
what's an oncologist supposed to do
my pulse was racing
flat line anticipating
short, sharp, painful aching
what did I do to deserve this migraine
hey camp just started
and this is crazy
'cause I might die here
so help me maybe
before I came here to this camp
my luck was not bad
now it's so bad
things look real real bad
am I deluded or not
or have I died on the spot
House is walking on by
he kneels beside me to say
hey camp just started
and this is crazy
but I'm a doctor
so trust me maybe
Song: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
Summary: Wilson needs help
Filk Song Challenge for Camp Sick!Wilson
I didn't feel very well
took some pills for this spell
walked alone through the woods
there's something in my way
got lost, don't know where I am
should bury my head in the sand
I wasn't hoping for this
and now there's no way out
dark eyes staring at me
sharp claws, kinda scary
big, tall, very hairy
maybe I should shout out loudly
Hey camp just started
and this is crazy
this bear might eat me
so help me maybe
it's hard to have fun
there is no safety
this bear looks hungry
so help me maybe
and nothing goes right
who will save me
this bear might eat me
so help me maybe
I ran away, tripped and fell
broke my leg
this is hell
there's no reception out here
and no search party I fear
looks like the sun's going down
when will I ever be found
medical emergency now
what's an oncologist supposed to do
my pulse was racing
flat line anticipating
short, sharp, painful aching
what did I do to deserve this migraine
hey camp just started
and this is crazy
'cause I might die here
so help me maybe
before I came here to this camp
my luck was not bad
now it's so bad
things look real real bad
am I deluded or not
or have I died on the spot
House is walking on by
he kneels beside me to say
hey camp just started
and this is crazy
but I'm a doctor
so trust me maybe